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Joined October 2020
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Brother is picking up baddies in Kandahar.
She only wants me for my pakistani citizenship
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Arsenal left with a clean sheet??? Lmao pool fans<<<
it’s killing me because this game just made me realise how dogshit arsenal really are
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This Avengers shit finna get so serious I can’t wait until doomsday 😂
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the chicken my mom told me to defrost
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GTA 6 means no more social life, muting all GC’s, and never touching grass again #WeReady
GTA 6 officially releases THIS MONTH.
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first in my bloodline to witness letters can be arranged in such order too
She only wants me for my pakistani citizenship
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how it feels going anywhere with a backpack or suitcase
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Sat in a Doctor Doom outfit for Halloween thinking where did it all go wrong for Man United
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10/10 costume. You absolutely snailed it
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ALWAYS CHECK YOUR KIDS HALLOWEEN CANDY I JUST WENT THROUGH MY SONS AND FOUND 2 MANCHESTER UNITED TICKETS INSIDE IT BE SAFE THIS HALLOWEEN
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This being the only positive thing AI has ever produced
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This is so sad to watch🥺💔 #JusiceforJavitsFrimpng
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Applying for "internships" as an adult
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Going to a party where I know absolutely no one
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How it feels to get up during a movie to go to the bathroom
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“GTA 6 won’t outsell 2K27 btw”
GTA 6 won’t outsell 2K27 btw
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“we felt the mog from across the gym to the point where i had to leave” is objectively one the funniest lines i’ve ever heard in my life
No exaggeration he is the funniest man on the planet right now
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That first 20 seconds is the most I've laughed all month bro
No exaggeration he is the funniest man on the planet right now
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Fuck off 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Former England and Arsenal Sol Campbell helps launch campaign to get black people in Britain to vote.
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