@mzeld

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Joined June 2009
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LA friends! Would anyone have a recommendation/contact for an LA-based PR agency with a track record of working with indie beauty brands? 馃檹馃徏
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hey everyone, does anyone know what the actual fuck?
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So today at the gym I thought my trainer was flirting with me when he asked for my number/ to take a pic of me. Turns out he thought I resembled BUZZ LIGHTYEAR and sent me this.
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skincare hack: become a millionaire
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I clicked your IGTV video by accident.
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you leave a piece of your DNA in every Uber you ride in. that鈥檚 beautiful.
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hey remember google+ lol
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Probably the best way to honor Aretha Franklin at the Grammys would be to have nobody try to sing her songs because nobody could touch them. Seriously. Have Beyonc茅 walk out and hit play on an iPod
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hey remember gotye lol
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attention all hotels: i鈥檇 like my toothpastes back
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The only advantage to this flood of GDPR emails is that someone still knows I exist
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In my spare time I like to anxiety
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Make America Gala Again
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Are we all just going to be okay with the fact that we save videos to an app called Photos?
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Virginia Slim Doritos
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*checks bank account* well well well, look what we don鈥檛 have here
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free baby name: instastory
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Very excited to see this movie about Batman in a crowded elevator
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iOS update that stops bringing up people from my past just as I'm starting to type the name of an app that begins with the same letter
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the phone they're using to demonstrate wireless charging isn't even charging #appleEvent
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