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my tweets have typos 98% of the time 🤷🏾‍♀️

Jamaica
Joined May 2013
Obeahing your husband and beating the shit out of him? Yk what 🤭
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The funniest part about possession is them making the scenes look so close together but the arent how miss lady deh rok and a go st ann every minute like it deh down the road 🤣
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St ann to cane river to rok enu
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I just need this week to end im super overwhelmed
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Too real 😭
you cheat on me, i stay. for i know the plans i have for you. plans to harm you and destroy you.
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If you taking mandela BOTH ways or leaving portmore id drive within the speed limits idk
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No ME today 😭😭🫩
Missed gym for two days and the gym called 😭
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I screamed 😭
Replying to @notflossy
So you never wanted someone to try your favorite restaurant or watch your favorite movie w you???
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I swear people will think I’m oblivious when I really just don’t care
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Like 3 weeks now 🤣
Island grill run outta lettuce ???
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One thing that has gotten me far is just doing the things I have to do like I dont try to wait til the ‘time is good’ like me just get up and do things when I know I that I need to do them
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The American halloween tiktok content>>>
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Guys where can I get a CUTE savings pan/container not a childish piggy bank or those ugly metal tins in kingston/portmore? Or me affi order sumn 🫩
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The fix up I require rn is.. HEAVY 😭🫩
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Lets start making appliances dumb again idk why I need to connect my fridge/stove to my wifi QUICKLY
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The bag too fucking ugly to be going through that
Replying to @RjNotRajay
Dwl no kno why ppl still a buy from dem
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(The when me ready was added so it no look bad but genuinely me juss wah do wah me have to do and go)
Sometimes when I have places to go my first thought is ‘wow hope I dont see anybody I know’ thats how antisocial I am when me ready 😔
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Sometimes when I have places to go my first thought is ‘wow hope I dont see anybody I know’ thats how antisocial I am when me ready 😔
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Same here. Also, if you only need a favor, skip the fake greeting or ‘checking up’ and go straight to the point. If I can help, I will.
Idk about you guys, but I'm okay with people texting me only when they need me.
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Wood cutting board users how are you guys maintaining it?? Or are you guys just buying new boards every few months? 🫩
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