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Lucas

@narcoLUptic

IDP fantasy football Roll Tide

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Joined July 2009
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You either want @jaredkushner arrested for treason. Or you support a foreign spy actively compromising the White House and selling that access to foreign nations and doing lord knows what else. There’s no more in between on that one.
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Your uncle 7 Miller Lites deep against your 9 year old cousin in the Turkey Bowl
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Red Morgan man
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Ride or die for Keelon
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Yoshi (@yipick) profile pictureYoshi
@yipickOct 16
LOCKED SHUT coverd Fat Lip in Toronto Canada🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
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Eric (@EricWilzon) profile picture
Eric@EricWilzonOct 12
Finally, someone gets it.
Sean (@panoptisean) profile pictureSean@panoptiseanOct 11
Shane Gillis, grandson of a 33rd Degree Mason, said the f-word on SNL on purpose to traumatize the viewers, thereby making them more susceptible to mind control. Saturn’s hexagon doth overfloweth with loosh, and Gillis gets a handsome paycheck. Two clowns. One circus.
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24 hours later and I still hate this kid
College GameDay (@CollegeGameDay) profile pictureCollege GameDay
@CollegeGameDayOct 10
Okay, but what was bro doing in the background 😭
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Don’t search for your name on here Dijon.
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Hope Ryan is good
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Thank you, 13!
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CM Punk’s jacket has “Chadball” in memory of Chad Gilbert from New Found Glory, who recently passed away #MITB
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The “pokemon football team” situation is one of the biggest dudes rock event in a minute
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Tebow always gave me weird vibes
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This type of shit is how my son describes his dreams. “I was skateboarding and then I shot my spidey webs so I didn’t land in the water.”
W.E.B. DaBoi (@Tyre_94) profile pictureW.E.B. DaBoi
@Tyre_94Oct 6
My dreams when I don’t smoke for a week
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MrThc (@_MrThc) profile picture
MrThc@_MrThcOct 5
I stopped smoking weed for 100 days and this is what I found …
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Do you remember your dad just walking around the house, turning off lights, picking up dishes, and muttering under his breath? Yeah, I get it now...
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CNN (@CNN) profile pictureCNN
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A CNN investigation has found that while Jared Kushner acted as a key Middle East peace negotiator, his private equity firm held the largest stake in an Israeli company backing businesses tied to Israel's military campaign in Gaza, including its largest arms manufacturer. cnn.it/4y0xe5x
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when will the sun finally explode
Image from riah 🫧🏴‍☠️ is dripping (@at1nytown)
Image from riah 🫧🏴‍☠️ is dripping (@at1nytown)
Image from riah 🫧🏴‍☠️ is dripping (@at1nytown)
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I’m one 50 ball away from acting like a bammer.
Jake “JBOY” Crain (@JakeCrain_) profile pictureJake “JBOY” Crain
@JakeCrain_Sep 27
“Keelon is so explosive Iran is two weeks away from away from having one of their own” -@crainandcone on how SCARY BAMA IS
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