𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝'𝐬 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐑𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭☎️

"𝘐 𝘞𝘢𝘴 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘛𝘢𝘨 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘍𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘈𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱." Ｋｅｌｌｙ Ｅｒｉｎ Ｈａｎｎｏｎ #mvrp #theofficerp #parodytwt

—Oh okay then.

—Do not! Angela once told me that anyone who commits suicide goes to hell.

—His head up his... Wait, what?!

—I'm waiting

—...

—I can do it! ~She raises her hand a bit.~

—EAT IT, STANLEY!

—I've tried! But my google is broken.

—Oh, yeah, that's the name!

—Sometimes everything goes dark, for less than a second. This has been happening since I was a child, but every time I talk about it with someone, people don't understand- Look, it went dark again!

—They search on google, Michael told me

—Ice cream

—But google must have all kinds of information to share with humans and aliens who understand human languages. How do you think the police catch criminals without google?

—It's broken!

—Well, it should.

—There's a lot of pornography on my timeline. I hate it, go away!

—Why not?

—My google is broken!

—Google