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Joined November 2022
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Tonight I will cry so much binge-watching the Ronaldo retirement clip.
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Mnavurutanga anal beads pole pole ama kama mtu anawasha generator?
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Replying to @Colly1026
Pass the ball if you can't dribble
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I really want this person to get this job, it would make me really happy. I feel when people lose the sense of purpose (because they can’t really find anything doing or just exhausted, they get addicted to drugs and get deep into it). But when they wake and look forward to things, little things like meeting colleagues, having task to accomplish, shopping, having hobbies, they find a way to create a balance.
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I AM NOT FUCKING LAZY. I am burnt out, overstimulated, and have been carrying emotional loads for YEARS that no one’s ever helped me hold.. I’M TIRED.
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Replying to @Prince_kse
I will always shamelessly back who my club signs, you might be a useless clown but you’re my useless clown and I’ll defend you
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Kikosi ya #SifunaMashinani ni hatari sana. Mumona kazi yao kwa ground. Leo wamepitia HQ waka ni kit kabla kuingia ground tena hii wikendi. Wale walisema huezi ingia statehouse na tisho watashangaa sana!
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Tomorrow is pregnant and we all know she will give birth to a SIFUNA presidency
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‘Freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences’ is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. Like yeah that’s literally what it means
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Nimeingia talking stage na Strathmore baddie kazi ni kunipea novels hapa na kila jioni anataka nimpigie story ya chapter nimesoma😂😂what did I get myself into😂
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The @LindaMwananchi_ top leadership will commit time every week to receive you at Party HQ, to share ideas and listen to you as we seek to build the movement together. Vutia ED on 0799 110 000 ama email [email protected] akueke kwa program.
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friedrich nietzsche believed some of his best ideas came while walking. he spent hours walking through the swiss alps carrying a notebook to write down thoughts as they came to him. more than a century later, researchers at stanford found that walking increased creative output by an average of 60% compared to sitting. another study found that a 90-minute walk in nature reduced rumination, the repetitive negative thoughts that keep running through your head. nietzsche once wrote: “never trust a thought that occurs to you indoors.” if there's one thing you do today, go for a walk. take the walking pill.
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Replying to @WilliamsRuto
Don’t forget the team and your big boss!
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We'll never forget💀
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Mis-en-place. Things have to be diced, chopped, thawed. Flour has to be kneaded. Jikos have to be lit. Things need to be boiled. Because at 7Am someone will be asking for breakfast. So hata kuwa tao 5Am umechelewa. 😭😭😅😅
In Nairobi, you will find people already rushing somewhere at 5am😭😭How are you late at 5 in the morning?😭😭😭
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A child shouldn’t have to earn affection by being academically successful btw
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how about you copy the gif link and shove it up your ass
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Somewhere in the ocean, there is an octopus with the same birthday as you
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Yamal amekuja presentation Stadium of Light akaterminate contract ety the Pitch and training facillities are poor
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Replying to @Scoobydouchebag
Do you realise that they might have lied to YOU
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