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Andy

@ndyjohnson

We rocking precious sable, keep that 'chilla on the rack 🗿

 DC chillin
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Joined February 2009
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crab chain is cold as hell
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Photographer captures iguana that looks like Godzilla 🦎 📷: @dale_r_morris
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We are proud to present the first-ever profile of Godspeed You! Black Emperor founder Efrim Menuck, whose collective remains one of rock’s most guarded and stridently independent groups. hearingthings.co/godspeed-yo…
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Tell Their Story for the First Time Ever

Godspeed You! Black Emperor Tell Their Story for the First Time Ever

For 30 years, Godspeed You! Black Emperor have been rock’s most guarded band, shrouded in mystery and operating as a democratic collective. Founder Efrim Manuel Menuck is finally ready to explain.

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There’s a lot of poop on that pitchfork list i am mad about it
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Caught Dave in Baltimore tonight
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Disappointed the Lions aren’t doing much at the deadline smh
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makes me sick how spongebob’s parents, harold and margaret, also sponges, named their son spongebob. imagine naming your son humanjeff. what the fuck was their problem with him
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sam@bongomansamNov 9
I know that dril is obviously dead but it still shocks me every time a dril tweet comes across my timeline and it’s just some dude trying and failing extraordinarily to sound like dril
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@drilNov 9
"what if ai gets too good" i dont know . Who cares. What if bras and panties get too erotic
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B.@buhlesrevengeNov 8
that “get a load of this guy” hand gesture is easily one of the top 2 hand gestures of all time
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Aura loss
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Have you seen an alligator sneeze before
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How is this even possible
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gosh darn bears just keep winning
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6-2 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁
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This cat was 100% animated by someone who's cat sleeps exactly like this.
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Corgi on the loose in Carolina
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>Gets absolute power >Does nothing for 7 years but build a tacky castle and threaten his enemies without actually doing anything to them >Gets defeated by a roblox kid and his liberal gf Ganon is a Republican politician
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Comic strip character Andy Capp getting tossed out of a pub by the landlord

ALT Comic strip character Andy Capp getting tossed out of a pub by the landlord

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U2’s The Edge Wrote an 'Elf' Sequel, But It ‘Petered Out and Never Happened,’ Says Andy Richter variety.com/2026/film/news/u…
U2’s The Edge Wrote an ‘Elf’ Sequel, But It ‘Petered Out and Never Happened,’ Says Andy Richter

U2’s The Edge Wrote an ‘Elf’ Sequel, But It ‘Petered Out and Never Happened,’ Says Andy Richter

According to Andy Richter, U2’s the Edge penned a script for a sequel to “Elf” — but fans will likely never get to see (or read) it.

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Jeff Van Gundy has emerged as a dark horse candidate to be the next James Bond, according to Variety.
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The Noid: You're bluffing. No sane person would blow up their own pizzas Benjamin Sisko: Am I? Commander Worf, fire torpedo
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Guinan: I know this guy. He's called The Noid. Watch yourself, Captain, or he'll ruin your pizzas Picard: We mean you no harm. We are explorers
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What are they gonna do, poll each other?
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