Chris Nebel (@nebelch) profile picture

Some people call me Mr. AppleScript.

Palo Alto, CA
Joined September 2008
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I will be pronouncing “PROLED” to rhyme with “rolled” until further notice.
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What if “work smarter, not harder” means not working for people who keep trying to squeeze more out of you by saying that?
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I’m feeling very excited by my current project! I’m sure the feeling will pass soon.
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Why is a Savile row tailor running an ad in a Palo Alto movie theater?
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Finally saw Project: Hail Mary, and enjoyed it, but it didn’t quite land for me. It bugged me that Rocky has basically the personality of Doug from Up, when I expected them to be more... alien. It’s possible I was expecting the wrong movie.
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Went sofa shopping this weekend. Wow, that was a lot of beige.
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OH: “slop cannons”.
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Reading about “semantic ablation” — why AI writing is so dull — noting that Isaac Asimov described exactly the same thing in “The Monkey’s Finger”. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mo…
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Why are people so hot on LLM code translation when we’ve had non-LLM code translation for decades?
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My guess: deterministic translators aren’t good at handling idiomatic code in either the source or destination.
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OH: “I won’t say he’s mentally unbalanced, but it would not surprise me to find him holed up in a darkened hotel room surrounded by bottles of his own urine.”
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A problem with asking AI to do something you are unable to do yourself is that you are likely also unable to tell if the AI did a good job. It’s automated Dunning-Kruger.
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I’ll believe we’ve created a genuinely intelligent AI when someone asks it to write a printer driver and it refuses.
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To whom it may concern: the double slash is _not_ a required part of URL syntax, and may be omitted if your scheme does not use a path.
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I know the word “hangry”: bad-tempered or irritable as a result of hunger. Is there a different word for the same feeling, but because of lack of caffeine?
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Before optimizing compilers got good, devs would advertise “written in assembly for speed”. If LLM-generated code gets a sufficiently bad reputation, might devs advertise “100% hand-written, LLM-free”?
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I want to start using some of these just to see how people react, but I don’t think I’d be able to keep a straight face.
Learnt today that you can type any nonsense into Google followed by "meaning", and AI will assume you're searching a well-known human phrase and frantically come up with what it thinks it could mean.
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Is it a coincidence that the common abbreviation for “top of tree”, ToT, resembles a crying kaomoji? I think not.
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My team was chuckling about how the “originals” used to commit all code changes directly to main, like animals — Then it hit me: we *all* used to do that *all the time*. Pre-git, all our project histories are an almost perfectly straight line.
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Because in the VCSes we used to use, branching was a huge pain and didn’t add much. Basically, you only branched to update something that had already been released. Git changed our work habits, which is a pretty impressive thing.
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