@nemo_itz

sorry not sorry

 in my bag
Joined April 2016
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Dexerto
@DexertoOct 21
TikTok explorer Ash Dykes' team has lost contact with him for over 16 hours during an expedition through the Congo rainforest He is kayaking 434 miles down a river known for crocodiles and hippos
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BREAKING: Meta, $META, has struck a deal with Mark Zuckerberg to keep him living in California after the CEO warned he was considering leaving the state that houses the company's headquarters if voters pass a wealth tax proposal next month, per Reuters
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jaycee retweeted
Evan
@StockMKTNewz9h
On this day in 1997 Warren Buffett and Berkshire Hathaway $BRK.B acquired Dairy Queen for $585 Million
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Sex is supposed 2 start off with sucking his dick ladies 😂🤣
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Kick.com/stevewilldoit $1,300,000 on kick!!! Crazy.
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Si@si_01101113h
She’s on FaceTime supervising, doesn’t trust me with the knife and prosecco lmao
Si@si_01101113h
Movie night with bestie we’re carving pumpkins 🍿
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FearBuck
@FearedBuck8h
Tay-K, who is currently serving an 80-year prison sentence, called PlaqueBoyMax during his stream and asked him to send him beats
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Pubity
@pubity17h
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang has endorsed California's potential new billionaire tax laws, even if it will cost him $8 billion. "I don't mind paying taxes. The more you make, the more taxes you pay. I'm okay with that. I am the ultimate American Dream."
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Brian Steel plays a game about whether he would take certain high-profile cases (OJ Simpson, Luigi Mangione, Tory Lanez, Michael Jackson, Aaron Hernandez, Lindsay Clancy)
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yoxic
@yoxics12h
Roman Atwood reveals his company "Smile More" is now in a federal lawsuit with American Eagle over trademark infringement American Eagle has refused to take down their clothing with Smile More branding on it.
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As always, the best security model is: "Don't be important enough for anyone to spend resources on hacking you."
@levelsio
@levelsio21h
I notified a friend working at a big tech corporate about the PHP vulnerability as their entire infrastructure runs on PHP He answered "Thanks, I'll try patch it in a few days as I'm Out of Office (OOO) now" And this is a modern tech company, imagine the traditional companies running PHP People won't update fast enough and the vulnerability will be out in the wild once the patch hits as anyone can reverse engineer it based on the patch Considering this, there's gonna be so many sites hacked and so much user data exposed I think 🤯
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friend asks you to drive him to the airport on the same day your dog died
GitHub Status
@githubstatus19h
We are investigating reports of degraded performance for Actions, Pull Requests and Webhooks githubstatus.com/incidents/n…

Delays for Pull Requests and Webhook deliveries

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jaycee retweeted
Glitch
@Glitch_Trades11h
The end of Discord furuship as we know it today is near. In the not so distant future everyone will be flexing their Trading ‘Agents’. We’ve been leading from the front via @SkylitAI Nexus, where you can forward test your Agents across Equities, Options, Futures (Perps coming soon). Instead of people subscribing to Discord Analysts, they will be subscribing to Trading Agents. More reliable, consistent, honest, and constantly improving. This is going to be an insane net win across the board and the paradigm shift the retail community needs.
alantiix
@alantiix15h
What a day for the agents! Haven't been able to post much the past few days. But we have been cooking! Let's see if today was just a fluke tomorrow. skylit.ai/@alantiix
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BRRRRRROTHER
Vercel Developers
@vercel_dev11h
Node.js Security Advisory: a high-severity RCE flaw in Node's Brotli decoder affects Node.js 22, 24, and 26. Vercel WAF rules are live for every project and block known exploit patterns. vercel.com/kb/bulletin/node-…

Node.js security advisory: Brotli decoder RCE (CVE-2026-111497) | Vercel Knowledge Base

Vercel WAF blocks known exploit patterns for CVE-2026-111497, but does not replace patching. Upgrade Node.js to 22.23.4, 24.22.1, or 26.12.1.

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Replying to @Psych0s1s555
that’s the loml my best eater i’m not ready to leave yet
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jaycee retweeted
yoxic
@yoxics9h
Kai Cenat was about to fist fight someone in Japan for calling him a "black m*nkey" 😳
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Poo Crave
@Poo_CraveOct 21
Tom Holland accidentally wears his ‘cum rag’ while out and about in LA
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“AI is not a tool. AI can go fuck itself" — 'Wildwood' director Travis Knight
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The chances of 2 wild boar breaking into your WC *whilst* one is on the throne, is infinitesimally small, but never zero😂
Truth will out.@EndtheWef03Oct 21
This gets funnier with sound.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video is AI-generated, not real footage. It features typical synthetic tells like an implausible bathroom security camera and inconsistent physics/motion. instagram.com/reel/DeZKoonoz… x.com/KnightsTempOrg…
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Larger timframe, I stay bearish. For next week or so a Bounce is fine but I dont expect rallies to continue for much longer. $SPX . I will turn bullish only after Q1. I am holding as much as Cash i can.
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