armand’s court-assigned public defender #freepalestine 🇵🇸 priv: @joeal_kaysani

she/her • 18+
Joined September 2019
me showing up at the newsreader s3 for gay tim from camera
is this the new “i want to wear his initial on a chain round my neck”
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someone unfollowed after this. me when i walk into the gay vampire store and there’s fucking. gay vampires there
to all my new followers hello and i hope you like gay vampires 🫶
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noah and the three (!) judges from the voice are such suspiciously terrible picks that i had to look into it and accidentally discovered the People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive Payola Racket
People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive throughout the years: 2026: Noah Wyle 2025: Jonathan Bailey 2024: John Krasinki 2023: Patrick Dempsey 2022: Chris Evans 2021: Paul Rudd 2020: Michael B. Jordan 2019: John Legend 2018: Idris Elba 2017: Blake Shelton 2016: Dwayne Johnson 2015: David Beckham 2014: Chris Hemsworth 2013: Adam Levine 2012: Channing Tatum 2011: Bradley Cooper 2010: Ryan Reynolds 2009: Johnny Depp 2008: Hugh Jackman 2007: Matt Damon 2006: George Clooney
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“it’s been thoroughly discussed” “we all know this” how many conversations are you guys having about the sexiest man alive on a daily basis because it feels like too many
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to all my new followers hello and i hope you like gay vampires 🫶
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good morning, this was a sociological study conducted by harvard university to share these pictures of the vampire armand. the study is now complete, thank you for your time and you’re welcome 🥰
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They are so codependent that they won one award as one man the sexiest btw
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why are they sending us mail-in ballots and telling us to vote in november if they already chose the sexiest man alive in october…… jesus christ this goes all the way to the top
sorry were you under the impression it was a democratically elected position
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“caring this much about a fake award is so funny” says the person who has tweeted at me about it four times in the last ten minutes... baby be careful we traced the call and it’s coming from inside the house 😨
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i really like how they change the usual sayings for vampires' time. "it's getting early daniel" instead of getting late IT'S CUTE
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They’re testing the public’s appetite for cruelty and bloodlust It’s bad enough that we tolerate so much state torture: jails, prisons, death penalty, ICE kidnappings They’re testing whether we want more
The last public execution in America was in 1936. A young black man in Kentucky was hanged by a drunk executioner; a news story said "They Ate Hotdogs While a Man Died." Was such an embarrassment that the governor outlawed it 18 months later washingtonpost.com/politics/…
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my darling….
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remember when someone recorded the loumand paris kissing shoot so we got this (very blurry) different angle of the kiss..
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important contributions larry made to s3: • lestat’s sexiest line delivery of the season (this) • …… • yeah that’s it
PICK 😾 UP 😾 THE 😾 FUCKING 😾 TAMBOURINE 😾❗
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i’m like if a tortured artist made no art
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:(
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the red sauce that makes me go crazy and hurt myself and others
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