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lj. 34. they/he. Ao3: freezerjerky. Gemini. fandom content and rants. Arcane. Pacific Rim. IWTV. Whatever tickles my gay little fancy.

Joined July 2018
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I hope the artist who exclusively draws fat Jayce knows I am sending them positive and wonderful vibes every day of my life
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Every time I think my money shit is finally improving the universe asks the question "what if you owed us $500?" and I think that's not beautiful at all
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I love vasovagal presyncope
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Almost passing out at work at my job where I have to be at the front desk at almost all times is great ๐Ÿฉท
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A reminder that this is still on offer!
If we're moots or you're a chill guy and you want to read one of my fics lmk I can get you a pdf xoxo
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I'm trying to write about older versions of my cottage au kids with 50 something dads jayvik but I keep getting distracted by well. 50 something dilfs
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I've had the period from HELL since Saturday. I'm assuming it's extra bad bc my hormones are notably out of whack but goddamn ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”
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The great news is I will have a new chapter of "cast in silver, cast in gold" ready post haste when ao3 returns
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Plus a few other things I'm cooking up ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€
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Because this is one of my big weekends for spiritual work- I'm offering tarot readings with guaranteed weekend turnaround starting now! Payment via ko-fi below. All readings help offset out of pocket costs of gender affirming care to help me make ends meet. ๐Ÿฉท
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If we're moots or you're a chill guy and you want to read one of my fics lmk I can get you a pdf xoxo
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Musejv is hurting me and I demand compensation tbh
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Ao3 is down bc it got tired of waiting for me
I'm so sorry I'm so behind on writing everything it's just the horrors persist yk
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I'm so sorry I'm so behind on writing everything it's just the horrors persist yk
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The thing about T is baldness does NOT run on your mom's side of the family but damn do i wish it did bc the men in her family have full ass heads of hair and my dad's...well... ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ
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Drop the reader in on the action. Don't start with exposition or explanation unless it's a deliberate narrative style. My first sentence tends to be short and attention grabbing. I don't love that I always do this but it does work at sucking people in.
what are some ways you guys write the opening to your fanfics? i have a habit of opening with dialogue all the time n im wondering if there's better methods
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Y'all need to just punch me if I don't write tonight btw
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I did my T shot right away without deep breathing for 5 minutes today so I am a champion ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช
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rewatching the real cw classic iZombie
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My not toxic trait is if something I tweet or respond to someone is breaking containment, I'm just gonna delete it.
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I made food I didn't really like but I have leftovers so I should probably have them for lunch tomorrow ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ˜”
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2 nosey 4 my own good ๐Ÿ˜”
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