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Nick Bez Copywriter

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Professional writer and editor. Liberal metropolitan. Citizen of the world.

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Joined November 2010
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Ek het net sopas weer besef dat ek hartstogtelik lief is vir bier.
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God@almightygod1 Dec 2019
Humans are one of top 50 species I created. Ok, top 100.
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There are few things that fuck up the good vibes of an excellent soirée like having to clean up and do the dishes directly afterwards. I always leave it for the next day.
Mull of Kintyre sung by Tom Waits.
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MimiJ@MimiJ927 Nov 2019
My dream Tories don't win a majority. Johnson resigns Corbyn doesn't do as well as last time. Corbyn resigns LD's win enough seats to form a coalition with Lab. Keir Starmer becomes PM EU Ref by Spring #Remain wins More money for our public services The End
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Next year, I will be an immigrant in South-East Asia. medium.com/@blognumafria/tou…

Tourist is not immigrant, immigrant is not tourist — that’s it

The human mind still surprises me: you know that friend who lives outside of the country? The one who lives in Toronto. Yes, that one who…

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@TheOnion27 Nov 2019
Computer Not Looking Forward To Having To Replace Man's Repetitive, Mindless Job trib.al/BHGoWqe
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The double entendre in the third panel of this comic strip is priceless. jesusandmo.net/comic/poetry/…
Bidi-bidi-bidi-bidi uh-oh, Buck!
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I just overheard a bartender say to a patron "Is whisky OK?". I can't think of a request to which that would be an appropriate response. Any suggestions? Bueller?
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@qikipedia27 Nov 2019
Tragedy is if I cut my finger. Comedy is if you walk into an open sewer and die. MEL BROOKS
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Rolf Potts@rolfpotts22 Nov 2019
"Imagine if movie reviewers only discussed their favorite films, if restaurant critics only wrote about their preferred haunts and music critics never wrote a scathing review of a badly performed opera. That is what travel writing has become." rolfpotts.com/becker-overboo…
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Headmaster's Hermeneutics.
Kirsten Shiel (@KirstenShielART) profile pictureKirsten Shiel@KirstenShielART19 Nov 2019
The name of your craft ale is your grandfather's job and a word you don't quite fully understand. Mine would be "Fisherman's Prerogative"
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Hardeep Matharu@Hardeep_Matharu17 Nov 2019
Why is Prince Andrew getting a tougher ride from the #BBC than the Prime Minister? Why can't the public service broadcaster turn its forensic interview skills on Boris Johnson and demand answers on Russia, hedge funds, oligarchs, Vote Leave law-breaking et al? Why?
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Rolf Potts@rolfpotts15 Nov 2019
"The key to spending quality time abroad is not related to discount hotel vouchers or finding the cheapest restaurant in Rome or Paris. The way to travel well without spending your life savings is to go to where your dollars have more spending power." rolfpotts.com/podcast/cheape…
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@TheOnion15 Nov 2019
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back trib.al/tCt4gOt
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AlwynHamilton@AlwynFJH30 Oct 2019
Twitter I'm only telling you this b/c in the Referendum my flatmates were from NZ, Canada & Australia and NONE of them knew they were allowed to vote So: YOU KNOW YOU CAN VOTE ON DEC 12th IF YOU'RE A COMMONWEATH CITIZEN IN THE UK RIGHT?! Register here: gov.uk/register-to-vote
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If Jeremy Corbyn had his way, we'd have both.
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@BloombergUK31 Oct 2019
U.K. companies must decide what’s worse: Brexit or socialism bloom.bg/2N15OJd
These pursuits aren't mutually exclusive, you know. I run so that I can drink like a bastard without getting fat.
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@guardian24 Oct 2019
Runner’s high: the well-trodden road of swapping drugs and alcohol for exercise theguardian.com/lifeandstyle…

Runner’s high: the well-trodden road of swapping drugs and alcohol for exercise

From marathon binges to marathon running, here’s why former substance users find release in hitting the pavement

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"It's a mistake to disclose that you’re passionate about going anywhere, because everyone will give you ten reasons for not going—they want you to stay home and eat meatloaf and play with a computer, which is what they’re doing." - Paul Theroux, my favourite travel writer.
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