Software @convex

San Francisco
Joined January 2014
I prompt-injected the Waymo AI assistant into writing code for me
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New iOS glitch just dropped
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Sara when she hears about new dashboard features
There's carrots on my convex dashboard right now I think it's a spooky season thing
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Agents love state machines! You know what’s super useful when implementing state machines in your backend? • Discriminated unions in your DB schema • End-to-end type safety • ACID transactions • Reactive queries All provided out of the box by @convex
I think I'm addicted to getting agents to build state machines Every time I see an agent has built a state machine (or even just a reducer) I can feel a huge bump in the robustness And I know that future updates will be trivial and testable Would recommend for frontend
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Should have used the Convex AI gateway with ZDR 🙄
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We just published a security advisory that affects the stream and paginator helpers from convex-helpers. We recommend that all affected users update to [email protected] (or newer) to get the fix. We also applied a best-effort mitigation to Convex cloud deployments.
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This bug could be exploited to query documents outside the range of the query filters. It affects users of: • the stream and paginator helpers from convex-helpers in their own code • components that use these helpers internally (Agent, RAG, Workflow, R2, AI Budget)
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Nicolas Ettlin ✨ retweeted
I wanted to play the Doodle Jump tie-in for Hop (2011), so I rebuilt the old App Store. Then I needed something to run it on, so I emulated an iPod. Both free and open source. Links below.
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Nicolas Ettlin ✨ retweeted
Did a bunch of work on traini.ac with Opus 5.5 + Nicer landing page + Caltrain + BART + Mobile app (flighty for trains! friends/stats/etc) + 3D train renders TestFlight in Discord -> traini.ac/discord <-
I started recording everything happening on UK rail🚆 grafana.traini.ac/public-das…
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I invested in this tweet early
gta v running natively on ios (a recent fun project of mine)
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This would go hard on a billboard
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Nicolas Ettlin ✨ retweeted
It's been 15 years since Steve Jobs passed. It's hard to overstate how much of an impact he had on my life. My childhood on a remote tropical island was in many ways idyllic, but also extremely sheltered and information-poor. That is, until my family bought a PowerBook Duo 230, the first computer I fell in love with. I somehow found a copy of The Internet Yellow Pages (back then you could fit the internet in a book); with that, a copy of Lynx, and my trusty 33.6k modem, a portal opened into an expansive and exciting world filled with anarchy and smut (anyone remember Bianca's Smut Shack and the Anarchist's Cookbook?!) This ignited a lifelong Apple obsession. Other kids followed sports; I had my Apple rumor sites, MacWEEK magazines, and The Mac Bathroom Reader. For my eighth grade graduation, I asked for a trip to the 1999 Macworld Expo at the Javits Center in Manhattan. The day of the Jobs keynote, we awoke at 4 AM and took a bus into the city from our shitty motel in New Jersey. We queued for 5 hours, along with hundreds of others, to get into the keynote. In those days Apple was not the ~$5T juggernaut it is today: it was a sub-$10B company, not long removed from near-bankruptcy. Steve Jobs had been back at the helm for 2 years in a last-ditch effort to turn things around, but it was anyone's guess as to whether he'd pull it off. Apple had nothing to lose. It showed. This was a far cry from the slickly produced, overly polished keynotes of the Tim Cook era; the 1999 keynote was a live production, full of vim and vigor. Noah Wyle, who had played Jobs in the made-for-TV movie Pirates of Silicon Valley, opened the keynote as Jobs, before introducing the real Steve Jobs to thunderous applause. Apple introduced the very first tangerine, candy-colored clamshell iBook (their first product with Wi-Fi, which Apple called AirPort). Jobs pulled out a hula hoop to show there were no wires; Phil Schiller leapt off a 30-foot ledge onto a waiting bed, iBook in hand, an attached accelerometer streaming data live to the screen. I was enthralled. Steve Jobs taught me that at its best, technology makes us more human, not less. That it can expand our potential, not diminish it. That a small group of passionate, nerdy humans who like to tinker in garage workshops can build something that can alter the course of history. And while it took me a couple of decades with many detours to find my path, it was those early, transformative encounters that ultimately led me to San Francisco and the magical land of startups. Rest in peace, Steve. May your memory be a blessing.
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Waymo updated its Terms of Service yesterday! Here are the changes since the Terms were last updated on August 20th, 2025 🧵 1. Prompt-injection and jailbreaking is now explicitly banned, presumably due to Gemini in the Ojai, but also applies to "safety-critical driving" too ⁉️
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I prompt-injected the Waymo AI assistant into writing code for me
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In this economy?
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Today on “Software Engineering Is Solved” 🙃
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Nicolas Ettlin ✨ retweeted
Wake up babe, two new regions just dropped on convex 🎉🎉
New Convex regions just dropped! Canada and Australia. We're told the Sydney one is displaying correctly.
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Convex right now
New Convex regions just dropped! Canada and Australia. We're told the Sydney one is displaying correctly.
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Thanks, but I’ve already got enough opps
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Beware: this guy LIES for internet fame
Today I learned the right way to cook brown rice: open the bag of brown rice, throw that whole bag in the trash and go buy yourself some white rice
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