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Writer, diver, traveller. Except when they expect me to show up for work. Sometimes even then.

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My eyes were too closed up from laughing so hard to even SEE the bagpipes until the 3rd viewing (and even then it was a struggle)
The bagpipes took me out!😅
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Proof that there is no king of the jungle or pride. There is a Queen!
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She thought her baby didn’t make it, until a tiny movement changed everything.. 🥺
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Loki telling the child to attack Thor but she doesn’t want to leave him- I know this is Disneyland Loki but it would 100% happen with Tom Hiddleston’s Loki as well.
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So accurate! 😂😂
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This is what happens when you wring out a wet towel while floating in space. 📽: CSA/NASA
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Welcome home Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy!Check out pictures from the return of the #Artemis II! 📷: flic.kr/s/aHBqjCQgrg
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Meet Tom, the horse who plays dead whenever someone wants to ride him.. 😂
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It was spot on 🤣 That reel is a classic example of “unintentional” comedy on live television.
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If Mjolnir were simply unliftable, then why can an elevator carry it up 🚨 If it were really that simple, Tony could’ve built a robot just to mess with it. Even his dum-E machine could lift it. But here’s the truth: Mjolnir isn’t about weight. It’s about will. When Thor drops the hammer, it chooses to stay.That’s the key difference. Remember the desert scene in Thor (2011)? No machine could lift it, not because they weren’t strong enough, but because Mjolnir’s magic refused to cooperate. Same with the coat hanger. Thor placed the hammer on it ,the hanger didn’t lift Mjolnir; Mjolnir allowed itself to rest there. And Vision lifting it wasn’t “because he’s a robot.” It was because the Mind Stone allowed him to connect with the hammer on a level beyond physical strength. Mjolnir doesn’t respond to force. It responds to worth.
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Just watched Deep Cover. Perfect pic for the day. I'm not easy to win over in comedies, especially these days, but I laughed some good laughs here, & Orlando Bloom...man, just killed me, so funny! I totally crushed on him in Troy &...🤣 yeah still a fine-looking man too! 👍👍
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Fun stuff. Gotta say, Chris Evans looks pretty impressive in the helicopter stunt even when it's "just" the stunt!
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LOLLLL Folks. This is why time travel is virtually ALWAYS a bad idea in writing (assuming logic matters to you, which, sure, it doesn't have to). This & so many similar things. This is why I wrote time travel the way I did in #Beneath. Zero impact on past, only on present.
“where does my name come from dad?” “it was my best friend’s name” “can i meet him?” “not right now because while we’re playing happy families, he’s getting tortured by hydra, son”
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Don't get me wrong. I'll eat it up anyway if it makes for good drama, & just try to silence the part of my brain that screams out about the associated problems. MCU's time travel makes for a better commercial film project than Beneath's so I guess I should get off the high horse!
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Hmmm...a misquote or at least misspeak surely? Pretty sure Hemsworth knows Branaugh directed only the first Thor film. Article writer doesn't "fix" it though so maybe that's where the error lies.
Chris Hemsworth cites Joss Whedon as a director who 'didn't have a handle' on #Thor ⚡️ "I worked with different directors. Some had a clear handle on [the character], and some didn’t -- even to their own admission." 📲 brobible.com/culture/article…
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Interesting. I (mostly) enjoyed Hawkeye, especially the relationship between him and Kate; I would be happy to have a Season 2. Marvel hasn't been churning out billion-$-plus movies like it was then, so I can see them legitimately needing to cut costs, but 50% does seem steep.
Jeremy Renner says he turned down Hawkeye Season 2 because he was offered half the salary he made for S1 "I'm like, 'I'm sorry?... Why? Did you think I’m only half the Jeremy because I got ran over?"
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Anyway, his choice of course, just interesting that this happened. I'd still be happy for more of Kate Bishop.
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Tom Hiddleston teases that he was able to do things with Loki that he hasn’t explored before in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ (via @joshuahorowitz)
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