@nirjay

Writer, theatre producer & founder of Conspirators' Kitchen Theatre. Arsenal FC. Fan of the disrupters, the curious and the mavericks.

 London
conspiratorskitchen.com
Joined February 2009
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Strange that the Anfield papers know better than the Met Police.
Anfield Papers
@AnfieldPapersMay 31
[🟢] NEW: Around 400,000 fans attended Arsenal’s Premier League parade today, significantly lower than the 1.3 million who turned out for Liverpool’s parade last year. (@LFCDataBase)
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Estimates from independent sources have Arsenal parade attendance numbers upwards of 1million, with several sources noting that would be the largest in British history, a record previously held by Liverpool (750,000) theguardian.com/football/2026/… thesun.co.uk/sport/39270789… telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…
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Radu is getting very salty now. He talks about corruption forgetting the 115 charges facing Man Cheaty. Poor Radu.
Radu Cristian
@raducrisanxMay 31
The reality is, Arsenal have played 2 finals this season and have lost both. Convincingly. They also failed to defeat City this season. Enjoy your manufactured corrupted PGMOL title. Nobody remembers shit champions.
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Glen thinks he’s smart by quoting “facts”. Only problem…Glen seems to have missed some facts out. Poor Glen. The “facts” Glen, don’t care about your salty tears.
Glen Robertson@gsrobertson89May 29
Just a quick fact ….. West Ham and Crystal Palace have both won a trophy in Europe before Arsenal ……..
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Poor Bill. It’s just too much.
Bill Nick@AndILoveTheClubMay 27
After winning their trophy through set pieces and refereeing bias; Arsenal are delaying their parade for an almost guaranteed defeat. Toying with their own fans. Muppets; Awful team to watch, awful fans, awful manager.
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How will we cope?
Lea
@Lea_EFCMay 26
Not one single Premier League team has congratulated Arsenal on winning the Premier League Title* That’s how universally disliked Arsenal Football Club is.
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Lost this little fella last week. 17 and a half years. Brought nothing but joy to us and was once #Bluepeter National cat of the year. R.I..P Shoey
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Replying to @JamesiyTuiuk
My wife tried to use the above when it was available…to no avail. She complained. Complaint ticket 19509730 Auto reply received 8th Dec stating “We will contact you within 72 hours”. No update whatsoever so it’s been 3 weeks so please email her directly.
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Rattigans Man and Boy at the Hemingford Arms pub Islington Monday 25th 7-30pm via North London Actors #NLA ⁦@NlaActors⁩
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James Carville…
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Lichtman, regarded as a Nostradamus by elitists and his “keys” method of predicting who will win. A good friend of that other half wit…Rory Stewart.
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