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BEHOLD: the UP’s comments on local protests. THIS IS WHY WE NEED EDUCATION AND CHANGE-ESPECIALLY IN PREDOMINATELY WHITE COMMUNITIES.
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If band names were literal, what would be the scariest band to fight?
I'm torn between Megadeth and 10,000 Maniacs.
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I’ve been thinking about how @PatriotHole would have covered Trump’s drink bleach idea, and one of the things I would have written is a blog angrily accusing janitors of keeping the secret miracle cure of disinfectant all to themselves.
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i have decided to have a feud with blathers so i have set up all my bugs, fishes, and fossils in front of his building. come visit jonny’s museum instead :)
ALT screenshot of animal crossing with me standing in front of a pile of fish and bug tanks and fossils
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I think quarantine is a good time to bring back The Game. You know, the one all my millennial followers just lost for the first time in years
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Writing my futuristic sci-fi novel “The Man Who Can Walk Outside And Sit Down At A Restaurant With Friends And Eat Pancakes”
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Tom Hanks gets COVID-19
Ted Cruz home on quarantine
Weinstein guilty/ Stocks a mess
Trump sleeps through his own address
Flights from Europe banned from map
Sarah Palin tries to rap
They just shut down the NBA
WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY
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Holding my PS4 controller while I’m watching The Sopranos. I’m making Tony do these things
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Let’s Be Friends 💘(not really though)
Catch you tomorrow at midnight eastern time?
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the weather channel is a bunch of hucksters trying to fool you into thinking that the weather is bad so they can charge you money for coats
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Imagining if Mario was American instead of Italian, and his catchphrase was “It’s me, Mario” spoken in a flat monotone
