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liz warren: we’re gonna stop the mayonnaise company from buying a hot sauce company
elon musk:
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If you’re wondering why we’re talking about televised firing squads all of a sudden it’s because it was finally revealed we lost *an entire base* in Kuwait and our troops didn’t have enough bullets to defend it. A career ender for Hegseth in any other world.
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I got you, bud
Scoring
Bears: 9th
Packers: 28th
Rushing yards this season
Packers: 232
Rushing yards just in Week 4
Bears: 232
QBs used this season
Bears: 3
Packers: 1
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They should seal this town off and run a 24/7 camera feed. I’d be glued to my TV
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The primary is over. Abdul El-Sayed’s deranged supporters should leave Congresswoman Haley Stevens alone.
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My coach went to rehab for sex addiction instead of running a real training camp and lost to Drew Lock to open the season 🕊️🕊️🕊️
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We finally have a statement about that controversial ending, sir
Great. What layout and font should we use?
Definitely “back cover of a 1980s young adult mystery paperback”
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Dear @CALEBcsw
Grow the mustache all season long. It’s going to bring good luck. Trust me on this. It’s going to be huge.
Thank me later.
-cream
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Replying to @SpielbergerBrad
I rank it second behind the NFL not giving the Bears two third-round draft picks as compensation for the Falcons hiring Ian Cunningham as GM.
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I joined Good Day Chicago to discuss my piece on Frederick Douglass Academy High School: the emptiest big-city school in the nation.
NEW: Chicago’s Frederick Douglass Academy High School has 47 classrooms built to serve 1,008 kids.
But only 27 students are enrolled there.
And the school employs 28 full-time staff.
At 3% utilization, it is the emptiest big-city school in the country, according to Chicago Policy Center research.
A few more facts about Douglass:
🔘 100% of seniors are categorized as chronically absent, meaning they miss 10% or more of school days.
🔘 No 11th grader could read or do math at grade level in SY23-24.
🔘 The school cost $93,000 per student in SY23-24.
In a school district where one-third of school buildings sit at least half empty, Douglass illustrates the consequences of poor facilities planning: fewer opportunities for students and higher costs for taxpayers.
thelastward.org/p/chicago-is…
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NEW: Chicago’s Frederick Douglass Academy High School has 47 classrooms built to serve 1,008 kids.
But only 27 students are enrolled there.
And the school employs 28 full-time staff.
At 3% utilization, it is the emptiest big-city school in the country, according to Chicago Policy Center research.
A few more facts about Douglass:
🔘 100% of seniors are categorized as chronically absent, meaning they miss 10% or more of school days.
🔘 No 11th grader could read or do math at grade level in SY23-24.
🔘 The school cost $93,000 per student in SY23-24.
In a school district where one-third of school buildings sit at least half empty, Douglass illustrates the consequences of poor facilities planning: fewer opportunities for students and higher costs for taxpayers.
thelastward.org/p/chicago-is…
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Jeremy Clarkson’s Farm show on Amazon is the most radicalizing piece of mainstream media I’ve ever seen
Just one example (bear with me):
Badgers became a protected species in Britain 40+ years ago.
The population has exploded and now frequently transmits tuberculosis to cows
But farmers can’t cull the badger population to protect their cattle because the government still considers them to be endangered
Instead of addressing the root cause, the UK has the most batshit testing regime for cattle
There’s no TB vaccine. So the cattle have to get tested. The vets administering the test have to measure welts on the cows neck. Whether a cow lives or dies comes down to a vet trying to discern 1mm on a caliper (reactive vs non reactive).
If a cow tests positive, the farm (already running on super thin margins) is quarantined and starts hemorrhaging money.
Jeremy Clarkson’s cow (pregnant with twins) has an inconclusive test so it’s separated from the herd. It receives a second inconclusive test so they have to kill it (before it can give birth to the twins).
Now here’s the kicker: the autopsy reveals no sign of TB. It was a healthy cow needlessly killed
So - silver lining the farm should be removed from quarantine, right? WRONG - it’s still under quarantine and has to keep testing and can’t sell its beef
Kafkaesque doesn’t even begin to describe how f’d up it is for British farmers
NFL League office is worried Bears will be too good if they got those extra (deserved) picks. #parity @GBraggsJr23
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NFL announced the #Bears will not receive compensatory draft picks.
"The matter is now closed following the club’s appeal. The NFL informed the Bears today they will not receive compensatory picks.
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