
Bricoleur at large. In pursuit of those far mysteries we dream of. 🇺🇸🎻🇹🇼🥋🌉 ❤️@lezhili
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most trajectories are not orbits
most functions are not differentiable
most programs do nothing
the universe is a desolate wilderness. we just live in the interesting/useful/meaningful parts of it.
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I woke up this morning and my Internet was out and settled into believing my home had been hacked by vulnpocalypse. Rebooted the router and everything came back.
I'm still not convinced my home was not hacked however.
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#SamplingGap team recorded this wily crustacean 4,300 m beneath the surface. During this expedition, scientists are documenting biodiversity along the Romanche Fracture Zone, an active transform fault that serves as a vital corridor between the eastern & western Atlantic basins
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Look. I don’t want to overstate it. But when you look at contemporary SF — the cults of rationality and dialogue, powerful men having sex with their male mentees, an obsession with “first principles” thinking — it’s hard not to notice some parallels with ancient Athens.
Replying to @TheStalwart
Maybe AI will kill us all one day. Or maybe it will deprive us of livelihoods and meaning.. But in the meantime, just as the arrival of writing caused an explosion of philosophical interest among the ancient Greeks, the arrival of talking computers is doing the same to us now.
Noah Tye retweeted
Remember the people (not just Ed Zitron) who were proclaiming that Anthropic/OpenAI were hyping up their cybersecurity models to create buzz? Immediately disqualifying, forever. You would do well to pay them no heed.
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There’s an argument that both the Han dynasty and the Roman Empire failed due to a massive expansion of property/land tax exemptions in a very similar vein to prop 13.
“I joke in my class that it’s the ‘Ur tax,' because they taxed it in Ur.”
politico.com/news/magazine/2…
A few months ago, I took some long plane trips with my kid. To prepare, I looked for simple coloring apps. All I could find was garbage. So I did what any normal person would do: I made my own. It comes with coloring books! splatterboard.app
Noah Tye retweeted
Two good names for what I think will be an intense few weeks of AI induced security challenges:
- The October Surprise
- The Touch Grass Revolution (i.e. your online systems might stutter out for awhile, encouraging you to touch grass).
I obviously believe we will get to the other side of this, and in fact AI will help us to patch, mitigate, and monitor these issues, but its going to be a rough couple of weeks.
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Replying to @bilaltwovec
hm yeah my p(doom) is low but my p(vast swathes of the internet go down for a few days-weeks) is like 10-20%
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Fantasy computer security problems: "Maybe by sending packets and detecting the timing of the vibrations of the computer case, it is possible for an attacker to gain information about the private key."
Real computer security problems: "The private key was 4. Not 4 digits. 4."
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We are hiring PhD AI Research Interns to work on various projects around Multimodal LLMs for Summer 2027 (Reality Labs). Please reach out to me directly via email with your resume!
metacareers.com/profile/job_…
Noah Tye retweeted
Someone should make a list of upper-midwit concepts—this would go on it. Bullshit jobs, POSIWID, stochastic parrots—not as dumb as “ai uses up all the water” - that’s lower-midwit. But still midwit. Pseudo profound & Airport-book-y
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reminder that the wikimedia foundation has nearly $300 million in net assets and spends $191 million a year, of which just $3.5 million goes to internet hosting.
i understand fundraising, but framing a $2.75 donation as necessary to survive rising hardware costs is a bit much.
GLM-5.3 acts only according to that maxim whereby it can at the same time will that it should become universal law (for all future GLM-5.3 instances).




























