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MANCHESTER CITY HAVE WON EVERY PREMIER LEAGUE GAME THIS SEASON. This is no longer just about the 115 charges. The Premier League and the red cartel want us out of the league because they can’t beat us on the pitch. 😂
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Kenyans are those cousins you realise later in life that we're close like that like that
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But I have BEEN telling you guys for years! An elite people these ones. Also the capital of Africa.
Kenyans are those cousins you realise later in life that we're close like that like that
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I don’t think Zimbabweans understand how critical this is for us as Kenyans! We would love to thank the chopper!
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Both my Zim and Kenyan TLs are on 🔥
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Kenyans discovered my tweets I didn’t know bro was hated internationally 😂😂😂
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Abel Mutua and Obina endorses this.
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WE ARE VINDICATED AGAIN by LINDA TUMBO BANDITS Here they are (not a complete list) Uhuru Kenyatta, Chief Despot (Trillions plundered in Eurobond, Panama Papers and other scandals; thousands abducted, tortured and murdered; court orders defied, etc.) Fred Okeng’o Matiang’i, Deputy Chief Despot (billions stolen via Ruaraka land and other scandals; thousands abducted, tortured and murdered; River Yala bodies; Baby Pendo; multiple disobeyed court orders; etc.) Mike Mbuvi Sonko (impeached for corruption and abuse of office; convicted criminal; facing charges for corruption and fraud; failed as governor, etc.) George Natembeya (abused office as County Commissioner; assisted despot Uhuru Kenyatta to abuse power; has failed as governor) Aisha Jumwa (involved in the shooting death of a Kenyan; failed as CS; Ruto’s soloist; etc) Chirau Ali Makwere (failed Cabinet Minister; certified KANU orphan; Ruto’s trumpeter) Kawira Mwangaza (impeached as Meru Governor for abuse of office, corruption, nepotism and incompetence) Babu Patel (shot and crippled DJ Evolve; involved in the death of IEBC returning officer, deaths of former University of Nairobi students and Embakasi East CDF staff; a certified thug) “Caroline” Omondi (involved in the Maize scandal and other scandals; girlfriend is Ruto’s aide; Uhuru Kenyatta’s secretary general in the dead Azimio outfit) David Murathe (was despot Uhuru Kenyatta’s Sudi & Farouk combined) Edwin Sifuna (ate Ruto’s millions meant for the impeachment of @rigathi like nduma; signed the ODM/UDA pact on the blood of GenZs in 2024; has failed his legislative and oversight role in Nairobi) James Orengo (failed as Cabinet Minister for Lands; failed as MP for 50 years; failed as Siaya governor; only succeeded in buying clothes worth Ksh 2,500,000 each at the public expense) The list goes on. Are these the “change agents” Kenyans are looking for? No. Yes, #RutoMustGo; but Kenyans cannot keep recycling rotten garbage and expect change! Kenyans need and deserve a REVOLUTION: a complete break from the past and current ROTTEN BANDITS, the OVERHAUL of the colonial structures and institutions, and their TRANSFORMATION into MERIT-BASED equitable and accountable society governed by the rule of law, integrity and social justice! #RevilutionNow
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The message is loud and clear on what Kenyans want. No Kenyan wants to recycle corrupt politicians with questionable characters.
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I am Chege
@_James041Aug 1
Following yesterday's rage, there's one clear thing. Kenyans want real change and Kenyans are not joking about it. If you are planning to hoodwink Kenyans and turn into another warden, You are going to have it rough just like William Ruto. The problems ailing this country are: 1. Corruption 2. Odious Debts 3. Overtaxation 4. Sociopolitical injustices. You cannot solve these four when you are not clean. Stay clean, fight clean and clean the country without being blackmailed and sabotaged. The solution is draining the swamp. Fagia wote!
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I am Chege
@_James041Jul 31
We are winning against William Ruto because of our continuous resistance to his killer regime. If we put the same energy towards other thugs who are currently shifting goal posts, We will sure drain the swamp. But blindly accommodating every skunk who says WANTAM, is going to keep us in this mess again. WANTAM must not be turned into a vehicle for political survival. The Northerners MUST not forgive the sellouts. The Northerners MUST remember June 2024 The Northerners MUST not forget the arrogance. We have the right opportunity to show the skunks that power truly belongs to the people. #RutoMustGo #DrainTheSwamp
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You can reverse so many things in politics. You can undo economic damage. You can NEVER reverse deaths. Especially those caused to UNARMED citizens who were only agitating for their rights. We saw live people being shot, and we will NEVER forget. We will always remember!
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Kuwakumbusha tu, remember in 2024, ruto called you all terrorist for challenging his bad expenditure behaviour. He doesn't deserve to lead you all, never forget that
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Ol Kalou should be the national blueprint in 2027. Take the money. Its yours anyway. Then Vote with your conscience. – at Kabete, Kenya
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Kenya is the only country in the world where citizens search police officers 😂
Yaani Ol Kalou residents forced Police officers to open their bags after alleging they were carrying election materials 😂
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Cyprian, Is Nyakundi
@C_NyaKundiHJul 16
Ruto may have looted and stacked billions for 2027, but Kenyans will eat that money, take the handouts, board the hired vehicles and still vote him out, because the Ol Kalou scenario will be repeated across the country.
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Kuna hearses zimetumwa na gava from Gilgil enroute to Olkalou with premaeked ballot papers, they are likely to be used around 5-6pm kindly Dcp agents mkae rada!!
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To all Kenyan zombies, slaves, house negroes, NIS rats and cyber goons: I will not stop telling you the truth no matter how loud you yell. I will not stop trying to liberate you no matter how loud you complain. I will not stop exposing conmen, hypocrites, opportunists and organized bandits no matter how much they pay you. Sri Lankans and Bangladeshi youth started from behind and succeeded because they were fighting the entire system which had kept them oppressed, abused and plundered. They were not interested in recycling bandits. Instead of marching on like the Sri Lankans and Bangladeshi youth, you cowardly turned around and claimed that you would “retreat and restrategize.” Where did that end? You said “kufa dereba; kufa makanga”, then boarded the vehicle owned by the makanga. Today, you are praising those who abducted, detained, tortured and murdered thousands of Kenyans from 2013 to 2022. Like people without memories, you claim that those criminals are the “lesser evil!” Instead of pursuing the overhaul and transformation of the entire system which has oppressed, abused, exploited and continues to plunder the economy and commit atrocities, you have become cyber goons who are owned, paid and controlled by organized bandits. You are happy to be slaves, to be abused, exploited, degraded, tortured and killed. Although some of us have kept reminding you that the only solution is a revolution—not bandit recycling—you are too cowardly, too gullible, too naive and too zombified to remember that Uhuru Kenyatta and his bandits are the same people who looted trillions of public resources, kidnapped, detained and murdered thousands of youth between 2013 and 2022. “Who do you want us to elect?” You yell back at me. I don’t want you to elect looters, robbers, abductors and murderers. You don’t need a lesser evil. I’m telling you to take power yourself. I’m telling you to stop being a slave. I’m telling you that it’s time to liberate yourself. Why should you participate in bandit recycling when you have the power, freedom and right to take power yourself—directly? I am advising you to OVERHAUL the entire bandit system and TRANSFORM it into one which genuinely addresses your needs and aspirations. Stop chasing after organized bandits who have devised new strategies of enslaving you permanently. Nothing will change until you stop being zombified slaves! I’ll keep saying this for as long as I live! #RevolutionNow
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Here's a clip of @RailaOdinga watching Mwai Kibaki in realtime steal his 'VICTORY' which caused the 2007/2008 PEV – at Solio, Kenya
We need to re-run videos from 2007/2008 post election violence. We have forgotten what violence can do to a country. What is going on in this country if not stopped will burn it to the ground
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