@noog

ALL GLORY TO JESUS

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Joined November 2010
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See yall tomorrow 馃槝
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[having sex] Girl: Talk dirty to me Me: *whispers* people are only voting for hilary because she's a woman
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@mastur__nate 馃槝
#jesus2016
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Altruistic politician is an oxymoron. Remember that.
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Hillary Clinton is what would happen if a wizard turned a vape into a human
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@MetZerbitzu hahah
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@MetZerbitzu baloo singing made sense since he was teaching mowgli what a song is, but louie singing was fucking stupid and ruined the movie
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Bill: Vote Hillary *hillary gives bill a scooby snack*
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@astrorator story lines can and Killing Joke is a better story than CW
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Trump's insane popularity is less about his ideologies and more about people rebelling against this new age of rampant political correctness
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Our kids will have a bright future because if I understand math correctly someday they'll have an iPhone 69 and a Playstation 69
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@LaughingJawan yes unfortunately
god damn :(
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Every 6 months they release a slightly modified iPhone and act like this isn't some Assassin's Creed bullshit
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Just Realized My Turn Signal Has Been On For 20 Miles And The Guy In My Rearview Is Slowly Shaking His Head And Judging Me: A Memoir
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@ShortAngryMun <3
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