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Max

@normalguymax

I am a district attorney

 Chicago
Joined May 2009
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when people talk about how great Chicago is they cite the architecture, the nightlife, the culture, but one of the best things about Chicago is that exactly zero of these “adults who are afraid of Chicago” live here.
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Antwuan Dixon’s skate style is so flawless.
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hey do you want to come over and watch 7 hours of commercial free football with me in complete silence
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my friend @normalguymax caught me practicing crowdwork
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Buy em here. Make sure to select the Saturday pass @LeBron_Eames @normalguymax @PatBolduc1 @CasualBriday follow the comedians and whatnot thehumboldtjungle.com/event-…
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Diane Feinstein died? I didn’t even know she was sick! – at Brooklyn, NY
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Vaccinated
Shadow of Ezra (@ShadowofEzra) profile pictureShadow of Ezra
@ShadowofEzra10 Aug 2023
Shinzo Abe assassinated Fernando Villavicencio assassinated Jair Bolsonaro removed via election fraud Imran Khan jailed Donald Trump targeted for prosecution What do they all have in common?
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Dudes rock
PGALockerRoom- (@PGALockerRoom) profile picturePGALockerRoom-@PGALockerRoom28 Jul 2023
Toss out the 8th amendment… Their punishment should be cruel and unusual.
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Watching The Bear eating grocery store sushi “Fine dining rips”
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now, uhh, let me be clear, you, uhh, you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
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Struggling to get a good idea of what's happening in Russia right now. Absolutely insane looking alphabet. If you're expecting it to look like normal writing you're in for a big surprise.
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Re: that 2 IQ couple from Canada harassing a girls sports team about gender stuff, I feel like there’s a physical loadout for these cretins. They all look like this. Old TRT Darque tan husband and shitty dye job dead roots deflated wife. They all have the politics of Mengele.
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seen here destroying nancy pelosi's thimble collection
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Ryan J. Reilly (@ryanjreilly) profile pictureRyan J. Reilly
@ryanjreilly7 Jun 2023
NEW: Jay Johnston — of Mr. Show, Arrested Development, The Sarah Silverman Show, Bob's Burger's, and Anchorman fame — has been arrested in connection with the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol. nbcnews.com/politics/justice…
DOJ charges ‘Bob’s Burgers,’ ‘Arrested Development’ actor in Jan. 6 Capitol riot

DOJ charges ‘Bob’s Burgers,’ ‘Arrested Development’ actor in Jan. 6 Capitol riot

Jay Johnston, an actor who appeared in many comedies, was arrested Wednesday and charged with felony obstruction of officers, as well as several misdemeanors.

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Ryan J. Reilly (@ryanjreilly) profile pictureRyan J. Reilly
@ryanjreilly7 Jun 2023
NEW: Jay Johnston — of Mr. Show, Arrested Development, The Sarah Silverman Show, Bob's Burger's, and Anchorman fame — has been arrested in connection with the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol. nbcnews.com/politics/justice…
DOJ charges ‘Bob’s Burgers,’ ‘Arrested Development’ actor in Jan. 6 Capitol riot

DOJ charges ‘Bob’s Burgers,’ ‘Arrested Development’ actor in Jan. 6 Capitol riot

Jay Johnston, an actor who appeared in many comedies, was arrested Wednesday and charged with felony obstruction of officers, as well as several misdemeanors.

nbcnews.com
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We're ruled by the dullest people to have ever existed
jack (@jack) profile picturejack
@jack27 May 2023
Whoever controls the media controls the mind.
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Aging Teenager Starting To Worry She Never Going To Find Her Prince Andrew bit.ly/3M7H67v
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5 RTs and I’ll dive headfirst into this empty pool
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Show tonight 8 PM $5 online $10 at the door! We've got @wherestrist @mehdylan @Ian___Online @danielvankirk @normalguymax @activesandal and more! at @thelincolnlodge <3 eventbrite.com/e/best-night-…
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EpiPen Review
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Never thought i would feel bad for a sex trafficker but to close yourself off from the real beauties in life like getting blackout drunk at a cubs game or doing cocaine in an improv theater is a fate worse than a romanian prison cell
Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) profile pictureAndrew Tate
@Cobratate16 Apr 2023
Imagine living in Chicago on purpose. BY CHOICE. Seriously, imagine being a full grown adult. And waking up in fucking CHICAGO. Looking at the entire globe, then looking around you at the shithole you reside in. And saying "Yes. I want to live here :)" 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
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