If it turned out that the world’s biggest secret was that peanut butter was actually giraffe diarrhea, would you still eat it?
Hey y’all. My band ninenecks EP is out today on all streaming thingies. We recorded it right before I moved with my good friend and unbelievable badass ivanneurotic, who helped us make an impossible situation work… instagram.com/p/B_ihFCxFapL/…
To my dearest, lovely, supportive friends. Right before leaving LA, I recorded some songs with my band ninenecks. There is a link in my bio to our single on Spotify and please also be advised that the full EP will… instagram.com/p/B-x1QJoFNb4/…
Although @normaljoel is dead, our new EP Get Through It appears magically on Spotify today. For even more internet magic, you can click the link in my bio to be instantly transported there through an internet tube.… instagram.com/p/By5vhkvl4M-/…
I think @montelljordan should release an instructional video of how to sing with other people called “This Is How We Duet”
Hey! My friends who might care about shit that I do. Please abide this awful photo. @normaljoel has ended and I have begun a new endeavor called ninenecks. It would mean a great deal to me if you would follow us. We… instagram.com/p/ByuHROFlsHj/…
This is going to be self indulgent as fuck, but I never do this so WHATEVER.
Dear @HotWaterMusic,
Thanks for existing for 25 years. Thanks for being there for all of us wretched, old… instagram.com/p/BvVdCXuHtfo/…
The stupidest thing I’ve ever done is buy boba teas and then I forgot the god damn big straws and had to drive back to Boba Time to get them. This happened like 5 years ago and I still think about it.
These shitbags won 10 bucks off me in my own house and then we won it back and reclaimed our honor. #christmas8ball #brothers instagram.com/p/Br0iff9nJXz/…
We’ll be home for Christmas. #dickmans #bunnyears #getthisfuckingsweateroffofme instagram.com/p/Br0hCkanJF6/…
Creepy Albuquerque airport Santa welcomes us home! #redrum #hewill #eatyourchildren @ Albuquerque International Sunport instagram.com/p/BrrjUijHRQN/…
This world is so fucking depressing and hilarious. @ Santa Monica Pier instagram.com/p/BqbkiOUndrS/…
Hey Siri, play “Send me an Angel” #rightnow instagram.com/p/BmO3RKOnb3q/…

