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I've seen a lot of people asking "why does everyone think Twitter is doomed?"
As an SRE and sysadmin with 10+ years of industry experience, I wanted to write up a few scenarios that are real threats to the integrity of the bird site over the coming weeks.
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Calling on President Joe Biden to use the Defense Production Act to increase the supply of Taylor Swift concert tickets
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Idea:
- Set aside ~15 million Pfizer vaccines
- Give them a weird new name like Hydroxyiverzinc
- Send to doctors, veterinarians, acupuncturists, etc.
- Viral marketing campaign calling Hydroxyiverzinc “the secret COVID cure the government doesn’t what you to know about!”
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In time, the pandemic will end. But the memories of the month when I sandblasted my groceries will last forever.
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If B.C. included emissions counted under forest management in its official inventory total, the province’s annual CO2 emissions would jump to 305.3 megatonnes in 2018, instead of 67.9 megatonnes.
thetyee.ca/News/2021/06/24/C…
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Everyone: Maybe AstraZeneca isn't safe?
GenX: We drank out of the hose and played with lawn darts. Gimme that damn needle!
#GenXZeneca
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See you all at the next climate strike:)
Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist news.sky.com/story/human-pen…
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Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :)
Day 95: I sure do miss my friends
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Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet
Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned
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Which is to say it’s simply old enough now to have naturally become a retro-future.
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So true...
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It was a bad decision then. Events have proved negative to any justification (geological instability, LNG viability, energy demand and price)
Puts our current point in time in context of our recent, first wave experience, and how earlier, broader testing, combines with more effective treatment shoes up in the second wave data.
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Aside from that Mrs. Trump, how did you like the pandemic?
The only thing @realDonaldTrump has in common with Abraham Lincoln is his disastrous effect on live theater attendance.