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sa•lo•me

@not_remotely

girl of twenty // rotten femme ⚢ // we must love one another or die ☭ // but more specifically i love @hetTC_

 papa's cluckeria lvl 154
Joined April 2020
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BDE ?
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bouncing on it while they yap about their nerdy interests
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i know my soulmate is gonna be a weird nerd who makes stupid jokes but is super intelligent and randomly sings song lyrics mid conversation and dances with me mindlessly in the kitchen
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breaking news: dating someone you have really good chemistry with feels really good
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i'm so ready for flo milli to come back yayyyy
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let's be chudlets with mamaa
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Absurd type of thing and its chudlet
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im a loyal friendperson to my friends we are Friends forever friendperson
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they don't want you to know this but The Big Game Is Every Night
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thats MY letterboxd pfp YOU CANT HAVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!! #comeandtakeit
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oh my god wait i thought i was going crazy last winter my hair was like a plasma ball every time i brushed it
♡ mia ♡ (@strawebi) profile picture♡ mia ♡@strawebiNov 1
I have a genuine question. Does everyone in Canada think it’s normal to get zapped by every sentient and non-sentient being and object in existence? Is this just everyday life for the Canadians?
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cinephile oomfs is the secret to developing taste just watching more movies?? what do you like about movies.. or look for ig... & how much does your impression of the film depend on the visuals vs the writing/pacing? would u consider acting as part of the former or the latter
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my favess yayyyy merry christmas have a good new year everyone
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why was this lowk our first date
where do i put my heart...? (@enbyjk) profile picturewhere do i put my heart...?@enbyjkNov 1
Randomly remembered this tweet and busted out laughing
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omg hopecore
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i haven't made homemade pizza since i was like 14
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i just saw raccoon guy for the first time ever i can officially graduate now
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found the only other girl in my 300 person lecture with snakebites to do a group project with #solidarity
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she has other piercings tho and a curly wolf cut she's way cooler than me FUCKK
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lego "friends" my beloved
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rancho lésbico que eu montei de lego
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going outside with lip gloss long hair and glasses on a windy day
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CROOMF FOLLOWED ME BACK WHAT SHOULD I SAY TO HER
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book club cr: something wicked this way comes and the crying of lot 49 yayyyy yay yayyy
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