@notesbyfloat

permanent underclass escaper @ https://xitter.cf/t.co/T7MohNqNBV unemployed meat proxy / retired at SWE II

 slop factory
Joined November 2020
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i made a game where you literally have to find Waldo in a giant crowd the catch is you’re actually walking around inside the crowd in first person, and everyone is moving play it here: waldo.brutefloat.com
float
@notesbyfloatAug 25
i am giving up all financial responsibilities and productive goals to build a slop game for the next 24 hours and no one can stop me
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am i a niche microcelebrity yet
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Rotate your date of birth
john kutay
@JohnKutay12h
Rotate your social security number
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"Dad what was life like before the great internet lockdown of 2026?"
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Replying to @dedene
Coding is solved, bugs are not yet solved. Fix incoming
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The Hacker News
@TheHackersNews15h
🚨 CRITICAL: GitLab flaw (CVSS 10.0) affects 12 years of releases. CVE-2026-110264 could allow unauthenticated remote code execution on self-managed servers. Read - thehackernews.com/2026/10/cr…

Critical GitLab Flaw (CVSS 10.0) Could Allow Unauthenticated RCE Across 12 Years of Releases

GitLab fixes CVE-2026-110264, a critical flaw that could allow unauthenticated code execution on self-managed versions dating back to 7.0.

thehackernews.com
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my duet can probably handle this
float
@notesbyfloatSep 20
just ask my muse bro. check with hermes. i literally gave instinct access bro. did you check with my grok bots? just ping my siri ai bro. my manus can probably handle this bro
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these php vulnerabilities dating back years got me thinking how no matter how many new versions of myself i release, i still have the same vulnerability when it comes to you. anyways, glad they're landing emergency patches. wish i could say the same about us.
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GitHub Status
@githubstatus20h
We are investigating reports of degraded performance for Actions, Pull Requests and Webhooks githubstatus.com/incidents/n…

Delays for Pull Requests and Webhook deliveries

githubstatus.com
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this is a lie btw i don't have any kids
Kara 🐾🩸@ANG3LINCAM0Oct 21
my dad is telling me that instead of going to uni i should vibecode a roblox game and put as many microtransactions as possible in it to make money
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bluehuecat@bluehuecat22h
#PHP2Shell
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it must feel good af being an uncensored chinese model ripping through vulnerable php instances rn
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I'm beginnin' to feel like a larp god, larp god
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OSS PRs should now be prompts instead of diff. Prompt Requests.
dax
@thdxrOct 20
a weird thing about OSS pull requests these days is we don't know what model was used for it and our internal setup provides better tools to the agent so they're almost always worse than sending the prompt ourselves it's mostly useful for environments we cannot recreate
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wow they can't even rebrand to MSI because it already exists
Microsoft AI
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Replying to @MicrosoftAI
Start building with MAI on Vercel ⬇️ vercel.com/ai-gateway/models…

Browse AI Gateway Models

Compare capabilities, pricing, and performance across leading AI providers.

vercel.com
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the omarchy agents icon goes red when any of your plans are approaching limits, cute
float
@notesbyfloatOct 19
you met me at a very "⚠ Heads up, you have less than 5% of your 5h limit left, run /status for a breakdown" time of my life
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you met me at a very "⚠ Heads up, you have less than 5% of your 5h limit left, run /status for a breakdown" time of my life
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just finished updating my stealth landing page
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