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🇲🇽 | Titans | Padres | ASU | 🏎 KA12 LH44 | sad sports fan | PC: Arquette, Bazzana, Flora

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Joined June 2019
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the dems flipped Intentional Talk
MLB Network's Intentional Talk will not be discontinued after all, per @AndrewMarchand Just over two weeks after the show's hosts announced it would be ending, Rob Manfred and other executives have reversed the decision
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Republicans in the 2026 midterm elections.
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WELCOME TO TEXAS, COMRADES
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I haven’t seen this much blue since i looked at zac gallens savant page
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About to get my COVID vax card PSA graded
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AMERICA YOU LISTEN TO ME IF YOU'RE NEAR A DATA CENTER, GO INTO THE FACILITY RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE SERVERS FOR NO REASON THEIR GPUs ARE YOUR GPUs AS OF RIGHT NOW
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PERO SÚBANLE A ESE ROLON
El cantante de “Desvelado” Bobby Pulido, ha derrotado a la republicana Monica De La Cruz en las elecciones de la Cámara de Representantes de Estados Unidos.
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LEFTIES OF BASEBALL TWITTER HOW ARE WE FEELING
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BAANNGGG
Decision Desk HQ projects James Talarico wins the TX US Senate General Election #DecisionMade: 10:14 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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guac 🍉 retweeted
James Talarico and Gina Hinojosa in Texas right now
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If ur not watching the hasanabi broadcast for ur election coverage tf are you watching
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Dudes be voting in the MLB Allstar selection but not the midterms 🤦
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it’s ocarina of time to go to the polls
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In that case
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Election eve!!!!
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yeah im out on backing Leclerc, I’ve seen the light he is not a good teammate period
“But interestingly it’s always Charles’ fault, isn’t it? It’s never Lewis’s fault. In the last couple of times, in Monza was Charles, here was Charles….”
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KIMI ANTONELLI IS THE 2026 F1 WORLD CHAMPION!!! 🏆 The youngest to ever do it at 20 years and 68 days old! #F1 #MexicoGP
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the concept of gracie abrams and brice turang
Thank you, Inde Navarrette, Gracie Abrams, Tom Hanks, Bobby Moynihan, Pat Murphy, Christian Yelich, and Brice Turang! Goodnight!
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