South African kids these days will never understand the torture us 90's/00's kids went through with the Australian cricket and rugby teams. Enjoy it while it lasts!
Not Dennis Reynolds. retweeted
Marnus Labuschagne's wife phones Newlands, "I'd like to speak to my husband, please".
Receptionist: "Sorry, ma'am. He's batting."
Mrs Labuschagne: "Oh, that's okay. I'll hold."
Not Dennis Reynolds. retweeted
Why don't batsmen complain about Lyon's bald head when there is such bright sunshine?
Not Dennis Reynolds. retweeted
Waking up every morning for school and hearing this bird cooing outside 🥲
I'll make a bet that Greg either lives in Rondebosch or Constantia.
Dear @CityofCT, the leaf blowers used by your cleaning crews are seriously noisy. Please consider quieter equipment, or even good old-fashioned rakes. The noise pollution is becoming unbearable, and I’m getting close to asking the crews to stop when they work outside my house. Surely we can keep our streets clean without this racket?
Aussies were down, out and demoralised and we decided to start pissing about with some of the worst shots you'll ever see. Jesus.
I wonder how many people who are kicking off about Oxford Street being pedestrianised actually go down there? Most of Europe's top shopping streets are pedestrianised and better for it. People on this app will moan endlessly about anything- Oxford Street as it was was shite.



















