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the six to my seven: @strawpagekarkat (♥️♠️♦️) banner and my homunculus: @jupitericym00n my fellow owen wilson connoisseur wheels: @mangoconruedas my #family

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🍊officer cringe@pioneer_tenOct 1
Replying to @nthsplinter
I cant believe you're one
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Well, now. Any self deprecating humor that I'd love to lean on at a moment of sincerity such as this aside, I'd like to say thanks to whoever's stuck around long enough to see this post get made, despite the extensive absences (plural). It says here you're a, quote, "real one".
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luna aka burger jesus@luna_mp3Sep 24
Replying to @notyourStrider
@notyourStrider ur natural ageyo is so incredibly refreshing
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ACTUALLY WE'RE WATCHING THE NOTEBOOK TONIGHT.
🦀 hot wheels (@mangoconruedas) profile picture🦀 hot wheels@mangoconruedasSep 23
Replying to @gutlessHubris @luna_mp3
the horse is so beautiful and loved i hope he’s watching only the most ironic movies drawing his comics and rapping out in the flowery green fields with his troll horse boyfriend
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🍊officer cringe@pioneer_tenSep 24
Replying to @pioneer_ten @strawpagekarkat @notyourStrider
Dave used to have this homunculus that he used to pour apple juice on and suck the apple juice back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭he used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud
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🍊officer cringe (@pioneer_ten) profile picture🍊officer cringe@pioneer_tenApr 8
Replying to @strawpagekarkat
Omh matching shirts
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WHY ARE EVENING ALWAYS SO EVENTFUL IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE?
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luna aka burger jesus (@luna_mp3) profile pictureluna aka burger jesus@luna_mp3Apr 11
Replying to @pioneer_ten @fleshAficionado @strawpagekarkat
pulls you out ewww grozz
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DAVE AS SOLICITOR CHERRYBLOOM, OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THE RED ONE'S CALLED.
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KARKAT "STRAWKAT" VANTAS (@strawpagekarkat) profile pictureKARKAT "STRAWKAT" VANTAS@strawpagekarkatApr 15
I HEARD THEY'RE BRINGING BACK SCALEMATES.
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DO YOU EVER DO THESE AND FEEL LIKE YOU'RE DESCRIBING YOURSELF WRONG SOMEHOW?
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Horizon (@h0riz0nical) profile pictureHorizon@h0riz0nicalApr 15
OHHH PARODYSTUCKSSSSS!!!! COME AND GET ITT!!!!!!
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I GOT JEALOUS OF EVERYONE'S NEW GAME, SO I MADE ME AND DAVE IN THE FIRST PICREW I FOUND.
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Ok, I'm just not that compatible with that particular branch of dark arts I guess. That's my bad. Elephant in the room aside though, happy semi-belated day of definitely no importance at all. You're all the realest of real ones. Just off the fucking charts over here.
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HAPPY 413, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT, HAPPY "WE GOT THE FUCK OUT" DAY!
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🍊officer cringe@pioneer_tenApr 6
AMENDMENT
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KARKAT "STRAWKAT" VANTAS (@strawpagekarkat) profile pictureKARKAT "STRAWKAT" VANTAS@strawpagekarkatApr 6
(I LOVE YOU TOO, DAVE.)
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I GUESS WE HAVE PLANS NOW.
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(I LOVE YOU TOO, DAVE.)
KARKAT "STRAWKAT" VANTAS (@strawpagekarkat) profile pictureKARKAT "STRAWKAT" VANTAS@strawpagekarkatApr 6
Replying to @strawpagekarkat
CAL DECIDED TO TAKE OVER MY STRAWPAGE, BEWARE HIS WRATH.
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CAL DECIDED TO TAKE OVER MY STRAWPAGE, BEWARE HIS WRATH.
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NOT SO BIG BROTHER.
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KARKAT "STRAWKAT" VANTAS (@strawpagekarkat) profile pictureKARKAT "STRAWKAT" VANTAS@strawpagekarkatApr 6
BIG BROTHER.
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BIG BROTHER.
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I dont know why strawkat files down his teeth to be dull i file mine to be SHARPER
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🦀 hot wheels@mangoconruedasApr 6
all pyrotechnic needs is one more holiday that involves a gay costume to make robin real i believe in their ability to defy biology
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