@nowayjeff

connoisseur of loud noisy music, 🌮 & Dr. Pepper🥤 I'm an accident waiting to happen. A mosh pit of one. 侍栄豊 Proud sponsor of @Portchyladies🍊⚽️

 Dallas, TX
Joined January 2014
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Holy cow 🐮 I finally finished my end of year 2025 favorite albums. In no particular order. Music is an art, not a competition. I was gonna do 25 but I couldn't. I did 16. 2026 is going to be a much better year for new music. Do you see any of your favorites?
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@1carolinagirlOct 24
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AFC Portchester Ladies@portchyladies20h
AFC Portchester vs Oxford United Women Pitch looking really good team sheet up at 1:30 🧡
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John@nearly_departedOct 24
Replying to @nearly_departed @TheComicHunter @MetalMamaLady @puhinnalle_ @MetalMisstress7 @BWieds @Britton65Sam @mtlkeith @nowayjeff @Dragonboy75 @Jo_Lloyd8 @soccermomgta @metalheadjs @slayerific13 @AreCapes @Vampyre_King @lilmisscunty86 @1carolinagirl @Granny666Metal @Rockdecades @Gregghost2 @OneMoreTattoo_
7 days until Halloween @nowayjeff
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AFC Portchester Ladies@portchyladiesOct 24
ᑎE᙭T ᑌᑭ 1 day to go 🍊🧡 🆚: AFC Portchester Ladies vs Oxford United Women 🏆: Women's FA Cup 1st Round Proper 📅: Sunday, 25th October 2026 ⏱️: 2:00 PM 🏟️: The OnSite Group Stadium, Cranleigh Road, PO16 9DP 🎟️: Adults & Concessions: £5 Under 16: FREE 🥤: Hot and cold drinks
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@1carolinagirlOct 21
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John@nearly_departedOct 19
13 days until Halloween @nowayjeff
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@MLSOct 18
Petar Musa scores from the spot! @FCDallas find their late equalizer!
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SRWFL@SthRgnWFLOct 14
⤵️ League Standings - Division One South @HWFCWomen sit at the summit with 4 wins from their opening 4 matches but @rockettes_wfc are hot on their heels with a 100% record and a game in hand over the leaders.
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Let’s Go @portchyladies !!! 🍊⚽️
AFC Portchester Ladies@portchyladiesOct 18
Today’s Res team line up 🍊
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AFC Portchester Ladies@portchyladiesOct 18
Today’s Res team line up 🍊
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AFC Portchester Ladies@portchyladiesOct 17
ᗰᗩTᑕᕼ ᗪᗩY ᑭᕼOTO GᗩᒪᒪEᖇY Chessington & Hook vs AFC Portchester (Photo credit should read Picture/s by Dave Haines) please like and follow flic.kr/s/aHBqjD7Q4z
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PSA 10 bubble mew giveaway ‼️ Just follow us like & RT and comment your favorite Pokémon to enter. Winner chosen on 11/1. (Yes, this is real.)
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AFC Portchester Ladies@portchyladiesOct 17
Love to see that team spirit! 🧡
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AFC Portchester Ladies@portchyladiesOct 16
ᑎE᙭T ᑌᑭ ⏭️: AFC Portchester 🍊 🆚: @SotonWomensFC 🏟️: Test Park Sports Ground, Southampton, SO16 9QZ 🏆: Southern Region Premier 📅: Sun 20th Sept 2026 ⏱️: 2:00pm 🎟️: Adults £5 | Concessions & U18's £3 | U5's FREE Thank you Barroni Ices for Betty’s Sponsor
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@1carolinagirlOct 16
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AFC Portchester Ladies@portchyladiesOct 16
ᑎE᙭T ᑌᑭ Res ⏭️: AFC Portchester Reserves🍊 🆚: @WimborneTownFC Women 🏟️: Wyatt Homes Stadium, 16 Ainsley Road, Wimborne BH21 2FU 🏆: Southern Region Div 1 📅: Sun 27th Sept 2026 ⏱️: 2:00pm Good Luck Ladies Thank you Jeff Grove for El Sponsor 🧡
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AFC Portchester Ladies@portchyladiesOct 15
𝐒𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐫 Get ready for an exciting @WomensFACup 1st Round Proper! 🍊 🆚: @OfficialOUWFC 🏆: @WomensFACup 📅: Sunday, 25th October 2026
⏱️: 2:00 PM 🏟️: The OnSite Group Stadium, PO16 9DP
🎟️: Adults & Concessions £5 - U16 FREE
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AFC Portchester Ladies@portchyladiesOct 15
Tonights first team line up 🍊
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