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Tweeting: Tech. Marketing. #shawlife #momlife • Chief Muse @assetmuse • Twitmo @tessadesiree • Wife @darrinshaw

Puyallup, WA
Joined December 2009
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Replying to @GerryKCgirl @alx
When I was growing up we used to have a saying. Went something like “sticks and stones can break your bones but words will never hurt me” I’ve followed that advice all the way into my 30s and to this day a word has never jumped off the pages to assault me. Astounding really
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Thoughts and prayers for the rival dad across the street who just missed trash pickup 3 days before Christmas.
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Crews are fighting a house fire in the area of 109th Ave Ct. E. and & 53rd St Ct. E. In the @CityofPuyallup Please avoid the area.
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Leaked footage of halftime rehearsal
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We're giving some #bitcoin away! How much? $1 million worth?! $1.5 million worth?!!?! We don't actually know yet. The later our Big Game ad airs, the more #bitcoin you can win. See you Sunday! #FTXcontest No purchase necessary. Subject to T&C: ftx.us/dontmissout
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#parentingiswild Had to pick up my kid from school who got in trouble for refusing to throw away the @cheezit box she wore on her head most of the day... how was your day? – at South Hill, WA
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🙌🏼 – at South Hill, WA
When you offer critique, do so gently. When you offer encouragement, do so fiercely.
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Good morning and Happy Valentines Day! Roads are slick and the snow is staying for just 1 more day (hopefully). Don't try to go out if you're snowed in just enjoy a valentines day at home. Share the love and have a great weekend! Thank you @CentralPierce for being good sports!
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Looking for a talented social media editor for @RealSimple. If you know anyone in NYC who has been laid off or wants a new opportunity this is a great role. meredith.wd5.myworkdayjobs.c…
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6-year-old: How long until my birthday? Me: A little over four months. 6: Why did you make it so far away?
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😂🍚🤣 – at South Hill, WA
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I've been in my new house for 2 weeks. How is it this difficult to get a phone set up. I WORK FROM HOME. I can't not have a landline.
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Have your people call my people. @comcastcares
Called back.... sorry, we're closed.