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Asuka Langley Soryu would be ideal to have children with
Asuka Langley Soryu. At age 24 her fertility remains high with strong egg quality and quantity still in the peak window.
Typical remaining eggs:
Birth: 1-2 million
Puberty: 300-500k
20s: 150-300k
Early 30s: 100-150k
Late 30s: ~27k
Early 40s: 5-10k
Menopause: ~0-1k
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its still so wild to me that norm was one of the greatest comedians that ever lived, but also would come on twitter and grace us with these stunningly beautiful pieces of wisdom
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Ranked tech bro truffle pigs
One month into dating, her boyfriend’s startup was acquired by NVIDIA.
Our #1 SF Dating advice: Lock it in before the acquisition
This is insane right?
My friend wants to plan a couples, no-kids weekend getaway, splitting the cost of a large AirBNB, in January for her 30th birthday. I really do not love this idea (husband is mortified), neither to spend the money nor to get someone to take the toddler for 3 days. It would be a 2.5 hour drive away for us, too, so it’s not like we’re close if something happens. I haven’t been away from him for even 1 night yet and he still just seems so young! It would be very hard to leave him for that long.
Am I just a party pooper who needs to get over it? Genuine question. Like I actually need advice here guys
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I am not sure what the architecture that Thomas Anton Sekula creates is called, but is it majestic at every level. tasa.works
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Squirrels were going completely bonkers this morning. Saw some real low class stuff out there sad to say
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FAKE altered video, the real one has NOT had the frogs removed with AI. Please do not share FAKE videos!
I should get a comforter but I like drifting in and out of sleep shivering curled up in a fetal position counting down the hours until the sun is out. It makes you appreciate the warmth of the day. It keeps you in touch with nature. And i feel like a woodland critter
“U.S. citizenship approvals are down 72 percent - leaving many unable to vote”
Immigration officials approved 173,000 people for citizenship through the first eight months of 2026, down 72 percent from last year.
A sharp tapering off in naturalizations has left hundreds of thousands of immigrants waiting as midterms approach. wapo.st/4z8e6E3
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Notably absent: things like utility bills, insurance, mortgage, taxes, car maintenance, and retirement planning
If you actually think the only job most men have is "garbage" you are blinded by your desire to see them as useless
Peru has a Japanese president pressing the everything switch, this is going to make Bukele’s stuff look like child’s play
Peru is about to get the Bukele treatment. This is the new Peruvian president, Keiko Sofía Fujimori Higuchi.
The caption on the original video says “We announce the creation of the Unified Command to confront organized crime, an elite special force made up of the National Police and the Armed Forces.
We are uniting capabilities, experience, and operational strength to act in a coordinated way against criminal organizations and restore security for all Peruvians.”