supreme leader of Horniest Tweeps

Kenya 🇰🇪
Joined December 2016
This explains alot 😂😂😂😂
Kitambo parents used to not let kids do undergrad abroad unless there is family or close friend in the city to act like an anchor , or peers already there, I think also parents were very much aware that smart kids are lonelier and sensitive and prone to mental instability
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Nko hapa like my single friend @droidconke
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But that's life too
Ludo is a game of malice. If you play to win you're losing
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Ukoo wapi 😂😂😂
Today's @254androiddevs session will be free 🔥🔥
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Good afternoon. @ronnieonly has also added 2 more tickets. We now have 8 free tickets for Droidcon! Big Thanks to @ronnieonly @nut3case @abel_masila
Here is the challenge for this year's @droidconke free tickets give away. The goal is simple, run apalis with JNI. The goal here is to be creative and play around with rust and android. 2 tickets up for grabs. github.com/apalis-dev/rivium…
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I always dread going to the hairdressers but I remember there are kids in tech with no hair. I’m doing this for them.
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Sometimes I think some lawyers aren't that smart 🤣🤣🤣
Karen Nyamu: I recently tried to help a very staunch campaigner of mine join the police force. Tukakarabati (we forged) a form 4 certificate. She went to Kiganjo for training, but after investigations, she was arrested for forgery alongside 17 others. #ThePeoplesBreakfast #HomeOfHardTruths @ctmuga & @mungalambuvi
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Hamtaki tickets kwani
Here is the challenge for this year's @droidconke free tickets give away. The goal is simple, run apalis with JNI. The goal here is to be creative and play around with rust and android. 2 tickets up for grabs. github.com/apalis-dev/rivium…
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 this was the react for nerds btw 🤣🤣
It's very interesting when someone attends @renderconke and finds out that it's an actual technical "geek out" conference experience as opposed to a platform for heavily biased KPI report driven product marketing!* *absolutely nothing wrong with the latter btw
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Use coolify or dockploy for your vps U can do backend and frontend even any cms
Tihada Update: Pushed past Ksh 40k gross sales last night! Railway is finally back up so I can finally deploy some updates. I underestimated how much Railway was a single point of failure on the system. Currently shopping for VPS'es 😂
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There are 6 Droidcon tickets to be won and the challenge is here. Thanks to @abel_masila and @nut3case for each contributing 2 tickets.
Here is the challenge for this year's @droidconke free tickets give away. The goal is simple, run apalis with JNI. The goal here is to be creative and play around with rust and android. 2 tickets up for grabs. github.com/apalis-dev/rivium…
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They used to do this until I became super good Now they don't care how I look 🤣🤣🤣
I used to have dreadlocks, and lemme tell you… There are some markets, corporates, and clients you’ll struggle to penetrate, no matter how good your work is. Appearance bias is real.
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Mtu akijipenda akupendwa Ni cold jameni 🤣🤣🤣
Niggas who grew up on survival are cold as fuckkk. Especially if they grew up poor or neglected or abused. They don't give a fuck about anything or anyone other than their survival. Understandable but damn💀
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Thanks @nut3case we now have 6 tickets for grabs
Make that 6 I am adding two Let's go
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Wacha nichukue flight basi Pin the place
Mtu hujifanya aje feet massage? Nimetumika kama punda aki😭
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Make that 6 I am adding two Let's go
Happy to announce that Senior @abel_masila has also added two tickets to the challenge. Now we have 4 tickets!! Cc @ndiritu_michael @droidconke
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It's alot of things than that 🤣🤣🤣 Wacha tuone itakua aje in the coming years
I'm genuinely surprised there are no GO gdes in KE.
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Swali Ni je
Haya nani hana ticket 🤔🤔🤔
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Sasa hii mambo tulikosea Aki Ni genes tu 😂😂😂
But Kenyan men hamko good looking aki😭
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Umesahau mashida hapa Na Kule 🤣🤣🤣
400k net cannot run a V8 sustainably Let’s do the math. Average 4km/l with 40km/day for 6 days a week is 240 x 4 is 960km. 960/4 = 240l x 226= 54,240 a month say 55k Now let’s talk insurance. Assume it’s worth 6m so 4% is 240k a year ie 20k a month Let’s talk general and long term maintenance aggregate it to 20k a month as well. Add car wash and misc 5k a month Total 100k a month that’s 25% of the salary If you bought it on a loan it’s Luwere Luwere
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