@dazed&confused

Holy cow. Small has 2 friends over. House looks like a hurricane has hit it. Send wine as a matter of urgency.

Thing of beauty picked up from a Farmers Market today.

So sticking Temu brought tattoos on my head for Halloween turns out to be a poor life choice. Stubborn little buggers to shift.

Knew it was a bad idea to let small loose with the tattoos.

This is how small spent her day. Racing up and down the field on the spare mobility scooter. The second part of the day was learning how to erect scaffolding. I on the other hand hand to spend a crappy day at work. Oh. Her best mate was never too far away.

I’m cooking atm. The Boss walks in and asks What’s that smell? What smell? The one like a wet digestive that’s been left outside for a while? Guess it’s going to be a take away tonight then.

Walked into a shop today. They were playing Christmas Carols. I feel for the staff.

Found myself an emoji tree.

Being trolled by my wife’s aunt who is currently in NZ. #TreeClub

Not a fan of spiders. Small has taken it upon herself to leave this in strategic positions around the house to see how I react. So far this morning she has got two swears and one yelp.

Fair rolled into town. Money rolled out of my account. Small smiling like The Cheshire Cat.

When we go to friends Small is insistent that we ‘take something’ and rustles up some concoction. Commendable. It’s gone too far now. She’s put this together and is bringing it to Tescos with us. Just in case.

It’s officially Autumn. The yarn bomber decrees it so.

The slow cooker has been dusted off and is sat there doing its thing. Beef and ale stew when we get home from work today. Just need to Chuck some dumplings in, rustle up some mash and Bingo.