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let a brotha primp a bit

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Joined November 2016
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Is he talking what a 19 YEAR OLD did to him over 40 YEARS AGO??? Just checking .
Noah Wyle says he was 9 years old when Eddie Murphy told him to "f*ck off," so now he always signs autographs for kids. “I met Eddie once when I was a kid. I asked him for his autograph, and I said, ‘I really like you on ‘SNL.’ And he goes, ‘What are you doing up that late?’ And I said, ‘Can I have your autograph?’ He goes, ‘F*ck off, man.' I always sign an autograph. Whenever a 9-year-old needs an autograph from me, I sign that so fast... last year for my birthday, my daughter didn’t know what to get me. My 10-year-old daughter printed up a picture of Eddie Murphy and then wrote on it, ‘Dear Noah, you’re a great kid, Eddie Murphy.’" (via Good Hang) variety.com/2026/tv/news/noa…
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what fucking kids are asking for noah wyle’s autograph?
Noah Wyle says he was 9 years old when Eddie Murphy told him to "f*ck off," so now he always signs autographs for kids. “I met Eddie once when I was a kid. I asked him for his autograph, and I said, ‘I really like you on ‘SNL.’ And he goes, ‘What are you doing up that late?’ And I said, ‘Can I have your autograph?’ He goes, ‘F*ck off, man.' I always sign an autograph. Whenever a 9-year-old needs an autograph from me, I sign that so fast... last year for my birthday, my daughter didn’t know what to get me. My 10-year-old daughter printed up a picture of Eddie Murphy and then wrote on it, ‘Dear Noah, you’re a great kid, Eddie Murphy.’" (via Good Hang) variety.com/2026/tv/news/noa…
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jaz 🍓 retweeted
Why do we never question if the kid has bad vibes??
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I love gay halloween…
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jaz 🍓 retweeted
I wish I cared about santana being a mean girl like I really, truly, with all my heart, could not care less
Santana Lopez was majorly a bully on glee but y'all found it fun. Rachel Berry didn't even do half of what Santana did but y'all hated her majorly because she had audacity and talent.
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Sterling K Brown is WAYYYYYY overdue for sexiest man.
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jaz 🍓 retweeted
Not only did Noah Wyle steal Sterling K Brown’s Emmy this year he also stole his title (Sexiest Man Alive).
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stop telling me abt this man if they're not going to throw the book at him
Chris Brown has been given an 8-month suspended prison sentence after he pleaded guilty to affray.
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jaz 🍓 retweeted
Since 2009, this man has been avoiding paying consequences for his actions. All they do is give him a slap on the wrist. That’s why he’ll never change because he knows he’ll get away whenever he attacks someone.
BREAKING: Chris Brown has been sentenced to eight months in prison, suspended for 12 months, therefore avoiding jail time. Brown pleaded guilty to affray over a confrontation at a London nightclub in 2023. trib.al/FfaizNt 📺 Sky 501
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jaz 🍓 retweeted
TV is about to be nothing but shitty reboots, cop dramas and medical shows.
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The problem with a Glee reboot is that Glee only works bc it is a byproduct of the purgatory that is the end of the 00s. The sheen of the 2008 crash, the 1st Obama presidency, and the intro of the iPhone create such a specific atmosphere under which Glee’s zanyness could thrive.
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jaz 🍓 retweeted
Happy 10 Years Moonlight
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jaz 🍓 retweeted
this fundamentally just won't work because glee originally aired in such a specific and perfect time in pop culture and unfortunately we no longer exist under such conditions
“Glee” is back! Disney+ and Hulu have greenlit a reboot of Ryan Murphy’s musical dramedy series. • Casting information is not yet known, though it can safely be assumed that several of the original stars will return. • Murphy recently revealed that he finished the script for the reboot. “I just finished the script an hour ago,” he told Entertainment Tonight. “So, we have a script. Brad [Falchuk], Ian [Brennan] and I, who wrote all the first two seasons, have written something. I’ve been in touch with around 10 of the original cast members. It’s very sweet, and they all had a lot of questions, but they all were very enthusiastic about the idea.” wp.me/pc8uak-1lHYUU
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jaz 🍓 retweeted
10 years of MOONLIGHT. The Academy Award-winning film, written and directed by Barry Jenkins, is now on Netflix in the US.
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Will Smith should’ve slapped Chris Rock harder
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jaz 🍓 retweeted
I don't know what's worse; the way he still refuses to apologize to amber, the way he's now trying to act like he barely knew depp when he was one of the first celebrities to rush to his defense, or the way he's trying to use his marriage as 'proof' that he isn't a piece of shit
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so you're not close friends, you just joke about brutalising women with anyone? that's worse, paul.
Paul Bettany says he and Johnny Depp "hadn't spoken" in years when their texts were read during Depp's libel trial: “I hadn’t spoken to Johnny in years when that happened and I haven’t spoken to him since. I was being painted as this close friend of a guy I hadn’t spoken to in years and, honestly, amid all the shit two celebrities threw at each other, that bit was the most odd." variety.com/2026/film/news/p…
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ICYMI: ‘I HAD A FEELING’ IS OUT NOW WHEREVER YOU GET YOUR SONGS! awal.ffm.to/ihadafeeling
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Welcome to the beginning of RR3. awal.ffm.to/ihadafeeling
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