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𝑬van . 𝑯

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β €β €β €β €γ…€γ…€β €β €β €β €γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€ ❝𝑯𝒆 π’Šπ’” 𝒂 𝑴𝒂𝒏 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 π’π’–π’•π’”π’Šπ’…π’†, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒂 π‘«π’†π’—π’Šπ’ π’Šπ’ 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕.βžβ €γ…€ γ…€γ…€γ…€

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β €β € β € γ€–TΚœα΄‡ Oɴᴇ Eʏᴇᴅ Dᴇᴍᴏɴ〗 β € β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β € Β·DᴇᴛᴀΙͺΚŸα΄‡α΄… Β·LΙͺᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ Β·WΙͺʟʟΙͺΙ΄Ι’ Tᴏ PΚŸα΄α΄› Β·Mα΄€α΄›α΄œΚ€α΄‡ Cᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ
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γ…€"Not at the moment, no. Of course, i do have some. They're busy with whatever they have. But, I don't mind becoming yours."
α… α… α… α…  πŸ°π“‚ƒ ΰ³€ . 𝑴𝑰𝑼。 (@GYARUMlU) profile pictureα… α… α… α…  πŸ°π“‚ƒ ΰ³€ . 𝑴𝑰𝑼。@GYARUMlU23h
" So, have you found any friends? "
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γ…€"Ah, I see."
‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ β€π“™π”π‘πˆ (@OFHERSPIDER) profile picture‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ β€π“™π”π‘πˆ@OFHERSPIDERNov 4
' Because i'm bored. . '
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γ…€What is she watching?
πŒπˆπ’π’ π˜π€πŽ (@AVocalHarmony) profile pictureπŒπˆπ’π’ π˜π€πŽ@AVocalHarmonyNov 4
late night movies ✨
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γ…€"Quite the right attitude, love."
α… α… α… α…  πŸ°π“‚ƒ ΰ³€ . 𝑴𝑰𝑼。 (@GYARUMlU) profile pictureα… α… α… α…  πŸ°π“‚ƒ ΰ³€ . 𝑴𝑰𝑼。@GYARUMlUNov 4
" I guess, I don't know. I just don't let that dim my light! "
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γ…€ "Is that so? Maybe they aren't nice people then."
α… α… α… α…  πŸ°π“‚ƒ ΰ³€ . 𝑴𝑰𝑼。 (@GYARUMlU) profile pictureα… α… α… α…  πŸ°π“‚ƒ ΰ³€ . 𝑴𝑰𝑼。@GYARUMlUNov 4
" You're so kind, honestly. Others would have let me fall on my face. "
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γ…€". . . Why are you screaming?"
‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ β€π“™π”π‘πˆ (@OFHERSPIDER) profile picture‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ β€π“™π”π‘πˆ@OFHERSPIDERNov 3
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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γ…€She okay?
ｓｔａｔｉｃ ． ． (@SnugLithe) profile pictureｓｔａｔｉｃ ． ．@SnugLitheNov 3
Not for sale. (πŸ’’)
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γ…€"Mrm. I speak the truth. Besides, you're the one and only trouble maker out in space, I knowγ€œ." γ…€A smirk formed on his lips, seeing how she was in a better mood.
𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑼𝑲𝑢 𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑼𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑨‼️ (@VespaBassist) profile picture𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑼𝑲𝑢 𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑼𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑨‼️@VespaBassistOct 28
❝ Way to make me feel better. You know… you ain't so bad, handsome. ❞ Taking another inhale of her cigarette, blowing the smoke above her as well.
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γ…€If she has questions, he'll answer them. Just . . . no mic. He's perfectly fine to speak normally and not loud.
πŒπˆπ’π’ π˜π€πŽ (@AVocalHarmony) profile pictureπŒπˆπ’π’ π˜π€πŽ@AVocalHarmonyNov 2
Aw man, next time she's turning on her mic
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γ…€No. He did not, maybe it's for the best.
πŒπˆπ’π’ π˜π€πŽ (@AVocalHarmony) profile pictureπŒπˆπ’π’ π˜π€πŽ@AVocalHarmonyNov 2
Huh? Did he say something?
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γ…€He isn't going to explain what it really means, she seems too innocent.
πŒπˆπ’π’ π˜π€πŽ (@AVocalHarmony) profile pictureπŒπˆπ’π’ π˜π€πŽ@AVocalHarmonyNov 1
No Nut November? Aw, but she loves peanuts.
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α… α… α… α… α… α… α…  α… α…  α… α…  π˜‹π˜–π˜•'π˜› π“π‡πˆππŠ πšƒπ™Ύπ™Ύ 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃, β„π”Έβ„•π”»π•Šπ•†π•„π”Ό.─── α… α… α…  α… α… 
‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ 𝓐𝐃𝐀 (@OFHERSPY) profile picture‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ 𝓐𝐃𝐀@OFHERSPYOct 29
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γ…€"So I've been told. But, bottom line is; even if you or I get replaced, it's a downgrade and proof that we aren't cheap, just the person could not afford our worth." γ…€He takes another inhale of his cigarette and blows smoke above him.
𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑼𝑲𝑢 𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑼𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑨‼️ (@VespaBassist) profile picture𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑼𝑲𝑢 𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑼𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑨‼️@VespaBassistOct 21
Replying to @VespaBassist
β € ❝ You really do have some kinda' twisted mind up there in your noggin, dontcha'…? ❞ β € β €β €β €β € β €
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ㅀ͏ ͏⠀⠀⠀ ⠀𝐑𝐄𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐂𝐀 .ᐟ ͏𝗅𝖾𝗐𝖽 Γ— (𝐧)sfw Γ— π—†π–Ίπ—π—Žπ—‹π–Ύ 𝗍𝗁𝖾mπ–Ύπ—Œ. detailed Γ— literate / 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟 .
⏀͟͟͞͞ 𝐁𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐚 (@PaleChoom) profile picture⏀͟͟͞͞ 𝐁𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐚@PaleChoomOct 22
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β€’| Work really has drain my focus on here
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β€’| FUCK, I THOUGHT IT WAS A POST TO INTERACT! GAH, MY DUMBASS BRAIN!
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γ…€"Mrm. Alright, just mind your step. You could've hurt yourself."
α… α… α… α…  πŸ°π“‚ƒ ΰ³€ . 𝑴𝑰𝑼。 (@GYARUMlU) profile pictureα… α… α… α…  πŸ°π“‚ƒ ΰ³€ . 𝑴𝑰𝑼。@GYARUMlUOct 19
Miu whimpers. " Ahh, oh! I'm okay, sweets. "
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γ…€In quick response, he catches her. Then allows her to regain her composure. γ…€"You alright?"
α… α… α… α…  πŸ°π“‚ƒ ΰ³€ . 𝑴𝑰𝑼。 (@GYARUMlU) profile pictureα… α… α… α…  πŸ°π“‚ƒ ΰ³€ . 𝑴𝑰𝑼。@GYARUMlUOct 19
Miu just casually trips over her own feet.
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γ…€Maybe this morning wouldn't be dull, for once.
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