Autistic Southern catboyfailure. Grown ass 26 year old man. original pfp by @catglimmy. 6ft btw

Texas, Dixie
Joined March 2023
I think the stripes are sexy
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Most Japanese people watch daytime TV shows where the Japanese equivalent of James Corden goes to restaurants with the host and goes โ€œah! oishii!โ€
every country is filled with 99% normies so when people have this crazy belief that Japan is some pedophile sanctuary because raunchy anime gets produced there i have to remind people that most japanese people hate that shit and just watch live action tv and disney movies just like the rest of the world. ultra racist to believe anything otherwise
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The 1st Skijรคger Brigade in Pripyat - January 1944.
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Replying to @Umic5sy
Heydrich taking over and running a brothel for "intelligence reasons" will never stop being funny.
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he gets clingy when he's sleepy ๐Ÿ–ค
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่ฝกใ‚’ใคใ‘ใŸใ‚ใ—โ€ฆ
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ืคื ื™ืชื™ ื”ื‘ื•ืงืจ ืœื™ื•ืขืฆืช ื”ืžืฉืคื˜ื™ืช ืœืžืžืฉืœื” ื‘ื“ืจื™ืฉื” ืœืคืชื•ื— ื‘ื—ืงื™ืจื” ืคืœื™ืœื™ืช ื ื’ื“ ื‘ื ื™ืžื™ืŸ ื ืชื ื™ื”ื• ื‘ืืฉืžืช ื‘ื’ื™ื“ื”. ื‘ื—ื•ื“ืฉ ื”ืื—ืจื•ืŸ ืจืืฉ ืžืžืฉืœืช ื™ืฉืจืืœ, ื‘ื ื™ืžื™ืŸ ื ืชื ื™ื”ื•, ืœื•ื—ืฅ ืขืœ ืจืืฉื™ ืžืขืจื›ืช ื”ื‘ื™ื˜ื—ื•ืŸ ืœื ืงื•ื˜ ืฆืขื“ื™ื ืฉืขืœื•ืœื™ื ืœื™ื™ืฆืจ ืžื™ืกืงืœืงื•ืœืฆื™ื” ืžื•ืœ ืื™ืจืืŸ. ื”ื ื™ืกื™ื•ืŸ ืœื’ืจื•ืจ ืืช ืžื“ื™ื ืช ื™ืฉืจืืœ ืขืจื‘ ื”ื‘ื—ื™ืจื•ืช ืœืžืœื—ืžื”, ื™ื—ื“ ืขื ื”ื ื›ื•ื ื•ืช ืœื”ืงืจื™ื‘ ืืช ื—ื™ื™ืœื™ ืฆื”ืดืœ ืจืง ื‘ืฉืœ ื—ืฉืฉ ืžื”ืคืกื“ ื‘ื‘ื—ื™ืจื•ืช, ื”ื ื‘ื’ื™ื“ื” ื‘ืžื“ื™ื ื”, ื‘ื‘ื™ื˜ื—ื•ื ื” ื•ื‘ื—ื™ื™ืœื™ ืฆื”ืดืœ.
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No comment.
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I donโ€™t want some guy in a dress in the menโ€™s bathroom. I blame women for this problem anyway I think they should have to deal with the repercussions of it
If you think biological men belong in the womenโ€™s restroom, youโ€™re absolutely nuts.
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ๆถ…ๆงƒ
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Peaters claim that people develop a "foot fetish" due to vitamin K deficiency, but I've been taking this daily for the last six months and my craving for succulent toesies is as powerful as ever. These are very evil people who want you to think there's something "wrong" with you that needs "fixing." Be careful. #FeetFriday
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ใƒ–ใƒชใ‚ธใƒƒใƒˆ่ช•็”Ÿๆ—ฅ๏ผ #bridget_Birthday #GGST
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ไฝœไธบๅœจๅพทๅ›ฝ็”Ÿๆดปๅคšๅนด็š„ไธญๅ›ฝไบบ๏ผŒ่ฏทXไธŠ็š„ไธญๅ›ฝๆœ‹ๅ‹ไธ่ฆไธบไบ†ๅฅฝ็Žฉ่ฏฑๅฏผๅพทๅ›ฝ็ฝ‘ๅ‹่ฏดโ€œๅพทๅ›ฝๆ˜ฏๅพทๅ›ฝไบบ็š„ๅพทๅ›ฝโ€ๆˆ–โ€œๅค–ๅ›ฝไบบ่ฏท็ฆปๅผ€่ฟ™ไธชๅ›ฝๅฎถโ€็ญ‰่ฏ๏ผŒ่ฟ™ไผš่งฆๅ‘ๅพทๅ›ฝๅˆ‘ๆณ•็ฌฌ130ๆก่€Œ้ขไธด็‰ข็‹ฑไน‹็พใ€‚
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Holy shit. I just got pwned. iPhone suddenly crashed, rebooted, locked. Checked router stats. Total exfiltration ongoing. Panicked, tried to shut off network. Router also locked. Unplugged router. Didn't matter. Router harvesting zero-point energy. As a last-ditch resort, tried to smash my iPhone. All the atoms in the hammer quantum-phased right through. Hackers got everything, all of it. All my penis pictures.
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North Korea appears to have deployed 122mm self-propelled artillery along the coast of Kaepung County, near the inter-Korean border. The weaponsโ€™ apparent open positioning is highly unusual.
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ๆฒ–็”ฐใ•ใ‚“โ€ฆ
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Burger Twi
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Umamusume!
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Sometimes, I find absolute bangers at Walmart
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