producer, mogul, life coach, bimbo era
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she has the aura of a tradwife who accidentally leaves her kid in a locked car on a summers day because she’s too focused on her sourdough
single fathers are always saying some disgusting bullshit like “I have a 1 year old, she is my world, but you can always call me daddy too” 😖🤧
if you want the rewards of a full penectomy, you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of pissing out of your gooch
today I learned that if you have a full penectomy, you have to piss out of your gooch. life is so beautiful
Adelaide’s the kind of place where a 69 year old man dresses as a ketamine overdose for Halloween, apparently
some women look like a fiancé (huge gums etc) but I’m not sure if there’s a masc equivalent. no man looks like a fiancé
RIP Patrick Stewart, I’m still in disbelief…that you didn’t know you were uncircumcised until you were in your mid 70s. how could this happen
I think it’s beautiful that GTA is catering to neurodivergent public transportation enthusiasts in addition to 15 year old boys with absent fathers
how it feels to walk down Rundle St with 10kg of groceries while people are enjoying a schnitzel in the sun
I told my mum that women are cautious but men are like “my wife is at her ultrasound appointment and my apartment is free for the next 26 minutes” and she pulls this face 😱
discovering there are 27 year olds out there who have never tried curry before and have never entered the Adelaide botanic gardens #worldly
it’s so fun to invent the world’s most arbitrary niche artist ranking system based on an imagined, meaningless criteria
I know it would’ve smelled crazy at the Williamsburg sauna rave Diplo DJ set considering people were apparently shitting themselves at the Brooklyn Animal Collective shows
when a cyclist rides around in circles, does figure eights around pillars, engages in various manoeuvres, this is like their mating call
bands are doing promo photos where they wear animal masks and scribble gibberish on their shirt again. it’s 2006 but now everything is half the size and costs double the price
