offshore

stay grateful, people outside crypto only dream of the opportunities we get

a mf will say: - conviction play - not selling under 50m - generational bag - this the one fr and dump at 40k because one candle went red

James Wynn is a flaming retard and he made 40M so really anyone can make it haven't seen shit this motivating in a while

emails at big companies are written by chatgpt and summarized by chatgpt and the employee's whole job is ctrl c ctrl v in between

11 coins deployed for a tweet that got deleted 6 minutes later. what are we doing here man

dev replying to every single holder, posting gm at 7am sharp, just added a roadmap with three phases to the website, almost like he's getting everyone comfortable before a large sell huh

every coin i buy with a real exit plan gets an update four minutes later. the plan is always to sell higher than the last plan

pumpfun burned our supply remember? there will never be an airdrop

every chart looks bullish in better market conditions if you zoom out far enough you'll see the light at the end of the tunnel, and if you zoom out a little further you'll see it's the dev's headlights leaving

"Wait for the next meta." "Volume will come back." "Remember how the trenches were in 2024?" more coins have been launching than ever for basically 2 years and the trenches feel worse every month. what does this tell us? it does not matter how many coins there are

worst sell is the one where you were right and dumped because nothing happened for forty whole minutes

i said it before and i'll say it again. every memecoin dies the same three ways: - dev goes quiet - holders turn on each other in the replies - someone starts a "community takeover" tg and it's 4 guys and a bot the chart is never the first thing to go

dressed up as a pumpfun dev for halloween nobody recognized me until i left the party 4 minutes in with all the candy

i remember what sol was trading at on random tuesdays in 2023 better than i remember anything that actually happened to me that year

ai lab weights allegedly sitting in a misconfigured s3 bucket and the trenches spending halloween trading coins i can't say out loud at thanksgiving all i ask is one week where the timeline makes sense

ai looked at 15 months of trades and said skip fridays. if i feed it mine it's coming back with skip mondays through sundays

domain hijacks going around and every trader checking urls for the first time ever

the type of shit a nigga says in your dms while holding 18% of the coin

every launchpad pitch is "what if there were more coins" been in the trenches a long time and not once have i thought man there aren't enough coins

if i was cz the part that would hurt most is the guy draining six billion and leaving the bnb untouched