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Not me looking at the moon and realising it's the same moon Shakespeare, Marie Antoinette, Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.
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Must be so embarrassing when you get struck by lightning and everyone can see your skeleton
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And behind all this flirting I feel absolutely nothing for anyone except my long-distance, off and on, soul-tied, maybelatership.
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you dey inside police van dey wave me, which day that friendship start?
abeg oo focus on your journey
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Accidentally bought a crate of boiled egg and only found out the 3rd day cause I found it weird that all the eggs I was boiling were coming out good

















































