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OFTHEDEAD DESIGNS EST. 2006 šŸ’€NEXT OPEN DATE: June 16th šŸ’€ DM FOR A QUOTE EMAIL :[email protected]

central valley California
Joined January 2012
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From veterans of the business to the performer just starting out Ofthedead wants to work with you With 15 years experience we will do our best to make you amazing artwork without breaking the bank We currently have openings Dm me & let's start on something amazing
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Okay slay? I think?
Replying to @s_cowles @outsports
If you’re a man and you want to chop your cock off and be a woman, I simply do not care. If you’re a woman and want to grow a cock, by all means, have it. Go be whatever the fuck you want. I support your right to do whatever it is you want with your body. It’s none of my business. I don’t care. Why are you coming at me about this??? Do you understand how crazy you come off just messaging me about this random shit? Go do something productive.
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thanks biz
Replying to @s_cowles @outsports
If you’re a man and you want to chop your cock off and be a woman, I simply do not care. If you’re a woman and want to grow a cock, by all means, have it. Go be whatever the fuck you want. I support your right to do whatever it is you want with your body. It’s none of my business. I don’t care. Why are you coming at me about this??? Do you understand how crazy you come off just messaging me about this random shit? Go do something productive.
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The grossest way to say trans rights but sure Paul thanks
Replying to @s_cowles @outsports
If you’re a man and you want to chop your cock off and be a woman, I simply do not care. If you’re a woman and want to grow a cock, by all means, have it. Go be whatever the fuck you want. I support your right to do whatever it is you want with your body. It’s none of my business. I don’t care. Why are you coming at me about this??? Do you understand how crazy you come off just messaging me about this random shit? Go do something productive.
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The fact that their affair went unnoticed for so long is proof that their fanbase is functionally retarded
NEW CLUE DISCOVERED: Ethan says blowjobs sound best when you ā€œspit and gagā€ while smiling at Tamara
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Stan Hansen was further immortalized by the late Akira Toriyama. Yes, THAT one.
Destroyer, Lou Thesz and Stan Hansen. Hard to compare due to different eras. Destroyer was by far the most mainstream famous because he was a celeb outside of wrestling, Thesz was viewed as a sports star like a Babe Ruth, while Stan was the enduring top foreign pro wrestling legend.
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First look at ā€˜DUNE: PART THREE’ popcorn buckets.
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Lmaaaooooooooo WUT???!!!
THAT JUST HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE ON NATIONAL TV #AEWDynamite is LIVE as Fright Night continues on TBS and HBO Max
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the wwe already releasing promotional material for the road to crown jewel 2026
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So afraid of trans people that you go schizo Alex Jones conspiracy about the genetic diversity that people are and witch trial women is crazy.
Dude.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Kylie Jenner was born a biological female in 1997 and has given birth to two children. The image is a misleading meme using unrelated generic photos to promote the debunked transvestigation conspiracy theory. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kylie_Jen… militarybudget.org/is-kylie-jenne… globalfactchecking.com/beyond-the-col…
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Calling BS on this. This sounds like a PR cleanup for Pat.
FBI urged Pat McAfee to wear bulletproof vest in wake of Charlie Kirk assassination, report claims after his torrid College GameDay show in Utah trib.al/hEhdlBk
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This is why @ClaudioCSRO is the coolest wrestler
H O L Y S H I T !!! 😭😭😭😭😭 #AEWDynamite
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This might be the best looking text-based wrestling shirt I’ve ever seen, but I would 100% look like a creep wearing it
She’s your NEW TBS CHAMPION, Queen Aminata!! Get her Chocolate Kisses tee now on ShopAEW! bit.ly/4yIURzH
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Austin Creed: ā€œThat don’t even sound appealing, because to lose this match we’ve got to die.ā€ Kofi: ā€œI don’t think that’s quite how it works.ā€ Not surprising but The New Level have been tremendous fun in AEW so far.
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Pov @TKOGrp and @RiyadhSeason Bold idea to keep wrestlers and fans safe
The claim from Saudi Arabia is that WWE Crown Jewel 2026 has been moved because it's safer to hold the show indoors than outdoors. "The claim is that it's safer to run the show indoors than outdoors, which makes all the sense in the world. So they're going to move the show indoors... You can bomb any building, yeah. But they think it's safer because it's easier to keep people out if it’s indoors." (Source: @WONF4W)
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Two dune bros inside the popcorn bucket at the same time
First look at the ā€˜DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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You have no idea 😃
Oh Lord…what have we gotten ourselves into?
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This dude thinks he's the only one who's gotten death threats online Welcome to the club pal We grew up on yahoo chat rooms, chat roulette and cod multiplayer We've all been threatened
It’s been a fun October.. excited to get to Halloween. Here’s a couple fun screenshots from this month. I don’t know if Karey from Derry is real or not but, the picture on the left is from a very real man in Ohio. I’ve stayed away from my mentions and DM’s this month since these back to back days but.. I’m sure if I went in there now, I’d find some wishes for and threats of death for me. ā€œDon’t read them.ā€ They’re everywhere. Annnd.. They still exist though right? I just don’t know the person is in Ohio then? That’s where I’m at now. So I do get a bit fucked up when a couple days after The New York Times releases a ā€œWE ARE ALLOWED TO AND SHOULD HATE THIS GUYā€ piece, a University puts a video out from their own page, indicating ā€œwe think he’s a corny creep here.ā€ It’s a weird time. The things that get said about what my daughter and son and wife deserve are all rather wild as well. I haven’t talked to anybody about what the days were like leading up to Tennessee’s GameDay last year. There’s been some misreporting but in the ball park articles. Everybody in the ā€œsecurityā€ world was worried of a copycat incident potentially happening. GameDay was a few days out and we were the next huge gathering on a campus. The world, in front of the entire internet, just proved that we had gotten to a rather extreme place. The FBI.. alongside, Disney security, Tennessee State Police, Knoxville PD, University Police, everybody in area, all had the very same goal to protect the shit out of the area. FBI snipers were sent down there, huge presence of police.. it was a surreal moment. The conversation about the death threats I had been receiving in life was definitely a huge topic. I don’t think it was the FBI that suggested the Bullet Proof Vest, but it was certainly an idea presented by one of the security groups. We had no idea what to expect. Nobody had been in that type of situation before. Everybody wanted the best for everybody. I never felt safer and never felt more appreciative of the people that were around me that morning including the students that came out and did WAY more than they could’ve ever imagined for my soul. How’d we get here? I had to wrestle with that a bit. FBI’s sending snipers so me and the lads don’t get shot. That’s crazy. I don’t know if they teach how you’re supposed to handle these types of things in classes or something but, I was a bit rattled by the current reality of my World. I think what I realized was, when I talked about the Algerian Olympic Gold Medal boxer, and then I was HEADLINE Quoted and Captioned by platforms with rather large influence over certain communities, they left out the massive empathy part of the conversation that I had about the entire subject. I was labeled and immediately targeted. Such is life I guess.. since then, every mistake, misstep or misquote relaunches A LOT of folks into a frenzy of me being the worst person on Earth who needs to be eliminated, and they gain more and more folks who want me unalived or as they actually say it ā€œKirked.ā€ I was created on the internet. I’ve been ā€œcookedā€ and shit talked and criticized since I have memories. I am no where near perfect.. and there’s no way everybody is gonna agree with me but I had no idea that this is just what life would become. I’m trying my best in real time but.. I am to talk about sports and care about the future of sports. I owe everything to sports. I’m grateful as hell to do what I do. I literally try to love every minute of the incredible opportunities I get to experience but.. it’s certainly all a much different life than I could’ve ever expected. I try to give everything I have, all the time.. I am very sorry to those that despise me. The video is how I opened The Tennessee show.. I put on a USA Sports Coat and celebrated Ball. I love sports because it’s unifying. That’s all I’m ever trying to be… actually. & Connor.. I LOVE YOU BROTHER, I’m sorry I’ve brought you lads into all of this as well.
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Nobody *Pat McAfee having a schizophrenic snowflake meltdown every 3-4 days*
It’s been a fun October.. excited to get to Halloween. Here’s a couple fun screenshots from this month. I don’t know if Karey from Derry is real or not but, the picture on the left is from a very real man in Ohio. I’ve stayed away from my mentions and DM’s this month since these back to back days but.. I’m sure if I went in there now, I’d find some wishes for and threats of death for me. ā€œDon’t read them.ā€ They’re everywhere. Annnd.. They still exist though right? I just don’t know the person is in Ohio then? That’s where I’m at now. So I do get a bit fucked up when a couple days after The New York Times releases a ā€œWE ARE ALLOWED TO AND SHOULD HATE THIS GUYā€ piece, a University puts a video out from their own page, indicating ā€œwe think he’s a corny creep here.ā€ It’s a weird time. The things that get said about what my daughter and son and wife deserve are all rather wild as well. I haven’t talked to anybody about what the days were like leading up to Tennessee’s GameDay last year. There’s been some misreporting but in the ball park articles. Everybody in the ā€œsecurityā€ world was worried of a copycat incident potentially happening. GameDay was a few days out and we were the next huge gathering on a campus. The world, in front of the entire internet, just proved that we had gotten to a rather extreme place. The FBI.. alongside, Disney security, Tennessee State Police, Knoxville PD, University Police, everybody in area, all had the very same goal to protect the shit out of the area. FBI snipers were sent down there, huge presence of police.. it was a surreal moment. The conversation about the death threats I had been receiving in life was definitely a huge topic. I don’t think it was the FBI that suggested the Bullet Proof Vest, but it was certainly an idea presented by one of the security groups. We had no idea what to expect. Nobody had been in that type of situation before. Everybody wanted the best for everybody. I never felt safer and never felt more appreciative of the people that were around me that morning including the students that came out and did WAY more than they could’ve ever imagined for my soul. How’d we get here? I had to wrestle with that a bit. FBI’s sending snipers so me and the lads don’t get shot. That’s crazy. I don’t know if they teach how you’re supposed to handle these types of things in classes or something but, I was a bit rattled by the current reality of my World. I think what I realized was, when I talked about the Algerian Olympic Gold Medal boxer, and then I was HEADLINE Quoted and Captioned by platforms with rather large influence over certain communities, they left out the massive empathy part of the conversation that I had about the entire subject. I was labeled and immediately targeted. Such is life I guess.. since then, every mistake, misstep or misquote relaunches A LOT of folks into a frenzy of me being the worst person on Earth who needs to be eliminated, and they gain more and more folks who want me unalived or as they actually say it ā€œKirked.ā€ I was created on the internet. I’ve been ā€œcookedā€ and shit talked and criticized since I have memories. I am no where near perfect.. and there’s no way everybody is gonna agree with me but I had no idea that this is just what life would become. I’m trying my best in real time but.. I am to talk about sports and care about the future of sports. I owe everything to sports. I’m grateful as hell to do what I do. I literally try to love every minute of the incredible opportunities I get to experience but.. it’s certainly all a much different life than I could’ve ever expected. I try to give everything I have, all the time.. I am very sorry to those that despise me. The video is how I opened The Tennessee show.. I put on a USA Sports Coat and celebrated Ball. I love sports because it’s unifying. That’s all I’m ever trying to be… actually. & Connor.. I LOVE YOU BROTHER, I’m sorry I’ve brought you lads into all of this as well.
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The new level: man we need a third member to go after the trios titles Hey that serve guy looks cool let's ask him Swerve:
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