@oihamza

Building @TipTopJar • Ex @Adobe @Twitter @Apple 💻 🐈 🏋🏾‍♂️

 Leeds ➡️ NYC
hamza.com
Joined August 2010
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Life goals: - Speak at NASA ✅
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I need to be banned from buying stuff on TikTok
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J!@itshimboOct 23
The elephant never forgets
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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine
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@humblenic0Oct 22
This is what robots are supposed to be doing not writing scripts and making art
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@ReddCinemaOct 22
Using a robot to clean grease from a restaurants kitchen extractor duct 🤖
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What are some emails you’ve gotten from companies that you really liked the look of? 🧐
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If I’m talking to someone and I hear my voice echo I’m hanging up
4KAS
@Iam_4kasOct 21
Another addictive habit, once you start it no going back 😂
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D@yurfaveasianOct 21
the older you get the less sugar you want in your coffee
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Going to sleep early and waking up early will really change your life for the better
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@fuckyourtwitt3rOct 21
before HDMI cords we had to match the colors to the tv like u were defusing a bomb
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Me organizing our product roadmap
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Tbh I thought ‘Stealth Startup’ was a cool company name until I realized what it meant
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A’damn Shayme@blackcindyyOct 21
a lady I have a one sided beef with in office just offered me some honey for my tea
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Met a few people @ a founder networking event who said they work at a “stealth startup” – at New York, NY
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The lash tech industry is an underserved market
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Having to change the way you naturally write just to avoid sounding like AI is so annoying because wdym I can’t use an Oxford comma or an em dash anymore 😭
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Never giving anyone access to my home WiFi ever again
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The only annoying thing about Costco bagels is that they don’t come pre-sliced 😪
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When someone tells me they r thinking about starting a fintech company – at New York, NY
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santos-inistas@JDabkneeOct 19
Emily in Paris rn:
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Finished watching The Office for the 6th time – at New York, NY
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