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ojjish

@ojjish

hey can I have anything at all

 Folkistan, Istanbul
Joined September 2021
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mortality is weird cause what do you mean I can die tomorrow and I would've spent my whole life without eating tiramisu
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man I'm so tired I got hungry so I just imagined myself taking a bite of food and I somehow tasted it
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real af honestly
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A 74 year old Florida man accused of murder offered to plead guilty and accept life in prison in exchange for a Philly cheesesteak, fries and a Pepsi
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already failed no nut november for sure next year though
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the job market experience
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ok they didnt even try hiding it today
silly lily 馃巸馃敒 (@sillylilylmaoo) profile picturesilly lily 馃巸馃敒@sillylilylmaooMay 31
wordle devs talking about netanyahu
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Went to see a technology in the morning. Was amazing.
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quoting in the mere hopes someone finds out this way
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Nigga ain't you dead too?
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seeing your phone battery at 99 while charging is intensely satisfying but seeing it at 100 fills me with dread
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ROCKSTAR HURRY THE FUCK UP
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Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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I don鈥檛 even look my name up on YouTube anymore because it just makes me want to blow my fucking head off
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whoever reads this has to try writing a cave johnson monologue, it's so fun
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had a dream where I was making mexican popcorn and one of the steps required sulfuric acid
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Sparkworm@SparkwyrmOct 26
Set your VPN to Isreal and the weather app has temperature sliders.
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the song monster mash is about the dong mondyer madh is about het sogn monfet mash
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