@okmonkeycry

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Joined May 2019
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Bored and stuff
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Toronto Man on the way to vote for Chow Inshallah
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I can see the appeal of a situationship Like ubereats for sex Come over so i can look for the love of my life in peace and not let horniness cloud my judgement
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Inviting a guy over How to not make it seem like a hook up since no couch or tv oh my god
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Fit check
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Me in meetings
SoCal Brief
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Classes required for normal behavior
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Why is it so embarrassing to drink orange soda omg
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mom retweeted
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yall better get your asses up tomorrow and vote for Olivia Chow
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Please God 🙏 I never ask for anything. Please let this happen.
TMZ
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Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…

Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers

Nicki Minaj has received some informal nominations to be the next White House Press Secretary ... with 2 staffers glowingly floating her name as a replacement after Katie Zacharia was fired.

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Fake af Everyone knows employers design an impossible pip and be like whoops u failed bye
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I owe the unsolicited dick pic community a written apology I wasn't familiar with how good we had it
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Oomfie is the kinda woke that calls Martin Luther King jr a nigger for saying israel must exist Sankara is a homie tho
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Alright so
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Im too petty within my soul I dont even want you anymore
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Albino squirrel means 100 years of luck
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Bro what
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When was the last time caramel wasn’t salted
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