America’s Last Artist

Cleveland, OH
Joined February 2008
The first rule of twitter is you do not like twitter
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Aw man paying twice what a hotel charges to do chores in a Homegoods floor demo while being secretly filmed was kinda my fave part of the experience though
Airbnb is banning hosts from requiring guests to wash dishes, do laundry, or complete other "unreasonable" chores Hosts who violate the policy could face warnings, flagged listings, and reduced visibility
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You are not a good or bad person you are whatever the passenger side floor of your car looks like
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IN TODD WE TRUST @Browns
MONKEN VICTORY SPEECHES ARE BACK 🔥🔥🔥
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They don’t tell you this but if you take a shit at Starbucks with the door unlocked you automatically get 4 free stars on your app
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This is a man who knows how to get it done.
Replying to @okpants
Thanks man! You know we had to stop at our favorite bar 😈
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IT’S BEEN CLEVELAND. FUCK OFF.
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Years from now there’s going to be entire cemeteries owned by Kick and Twitch with hundreds of graves reading “He Was Just Joking Bro” that no one visits.
Streamer called Alex Pereira a bitch and immediately got put in his place ☠️ “Are you okay? You’re gonna get hurt for no reason. Go play somewhere else.”
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I want to back up my uninsured car over Liberty Biberty multiple times with the windows open
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Me asking my client what their budget is and my client asking me what I charge
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Uhhhh designers they just re-named Figma "Sebastian Maniscalco's House of Pixels" ??
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I can’t wait until Coach Todd starts just following fans home and partying in their houses with them he’s so jacked up after Browns wins. Cleveland is the fucking best.
#Browns HC Todd Monken was fired up with the fans after their win over the Steelers.
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BROWNS, BITCH
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Being famous seems like an awesome time but not “doing little micro-talent shows for the algorithm” awesome.
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Me and my team trying to figure out if a new leaked flavor of Ghost Energy is real or ai
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An energy drink is just a vape but for your mouth
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If you’re a hardcore or punk enthusiast and have never heard of 10,000 Maniacs it can be a real letdown if you take a song for a spin
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McDonald's is finally testing all-day breakfast again five years after stopping it The test in Australia includes the Bacon & Egg McMuffin, Big Brekkie Burger and Hotcakes
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Motherfuckers on TikTok love scratching their food
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When I finally have to speak in a zoom meeting that I have read zero emails or briefs in preparation for
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