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the great. the wonderful. the magnificent. i am, so god is. IG:isthatdash

DC
Joined May 2010
i had to het this out. i want better for y’all so badddd
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the way she is right. its ill fitting 😭
Replying to @Sheisnya
your birthday dress was ugly
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and they tried to drag my girl olivia during grammy season mmhmm
Beyoncé heaps praise on her favorite UK artists @sienna_spiro, @raye, and Olivia Dean. 🇬🇧❤️ “I’ve known [Sienna Spiro’s] family well for quite some time.” “[Raye] has had such an anointing.” “I also love Olivia Dean.”
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omg somebody get Nev on the phone, we gotta get Catfish back on air.
we were friends for FOUR years. spoke daily on multiple platforms, called, snapped, voicenoted, told me everything about “his” life & i told him everything about mine 😀 DEEP shit not like flirting. i can’t comprehend this
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Best Medicine is the coziest show on television. We let two or three episodes pile up, then binge them. Pure feel-good escapism with a top-notch ensemble.
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when i catch him at la betty its wraps
wdym el-sayed is doing bicep curls at my gym
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you take a regular uber in DC and it's gon smell like #That #Tweet
idk why everyone is talking about black trucks but i try to take uber black as often as possible because i find that all of the other drivers either stink or are actually insane
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i would kms on live 💀 OH MY GOD
I’m probably gonna delete this cuz I hate being involved, but don’t throw dirt on my name! Now I’m a pandering ass nigga cuz I said no 😩
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i need invisible text for what i want to say
anti-dog psychosis in brooklyn is out of control. old lady on my block has started leaving food scraps with bleach by the curb. had a can of soda thrown at my head the other day by another one for letting my friend’s dog sniff the sidewalk in front of her place. don’t love it!!!
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an insane combo 😭 nasty imo
Hot wings and bowling sound better
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this is off, too. what you mean a nigga text and told you to record some lines and you did it???? you slow?
He asked me to post this btw cuz he don’t have Twitter. The video that was made and sent to Shanique was from him claiming it was for a film. Dude lies to everyone whether they know him IRL or online.
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say man 😭😭😭😭
Amazing things are happening on twitter
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right! lol. i didn't know ppl was moving like psych ward patients 😂
I’m so glad I’ve met hella people off here and they can confirm I’m not a weirdo and I’m who I say I am lol.
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lmao its always something with y'all CRAZY asses oh my god😭 aint no way
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lmaooo i forgot about that
“Stay low and build” was so funny 😂
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this is it.
For 18 years, corporate media effectively banned the few of us who dared to utter this lesson about Obama turning hope and change into more of the same. I am glad @corbintrent said it - and that it is finally allowed to be uttered in corporate media.
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the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment
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capitalism is the real culprit!! why we gotta pay to park?? why don't we live in a more walkable, accessible society?? omg go to the polls y'all so we can end the discourse!
when you create a society that is enthralled w/punishment, you lay the foundation for a prison industrial complex to exist. when you criminalize everything & fearmonger, you accept prison as a necessary part of society to separate the moral & immoral.
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