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The Only Reason I have Tw¡tter is to Mess With OGT

@oldmancalloway

@pulpfuryradio writer. @simpsonsindex co-host. Thrones of Game host. Bad at twitter.

Joined August 2020
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No one calls it X
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Why is there always a crying child everywhere you go? Like come on kid, this is an OfficeWorks. I know you wanted the Keji Manila Document Wallets Foolscap 20 Pack, but they're sold out and you need to be cool about it
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Book: this is an uncorrected proof - not for sale Me: renegade bookshop, pewpewpew
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I'm 100% sure I could break a cybertruck, Street Fighter II taught me how
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That should be "Karma and *I* vibe like that" Ms. Times Person of the Year 2023
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That should be "Karma and *I* vibe like that" Ms. Swift
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Oh get fucked
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Twitter is a great place to find cool artists I can follow on Instagram!
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Happy #FryJuly to all those who observe, which is everybody!
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What should be the Musk/Zuckerberg ship name? My votes for Muckerberg
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In this corner, wearing the tighty whitie fighties, weighing in at 104.2B USD, ready to throw hands as fast as he throws a sheep, the king of selling your data: Mark Zucker-punch Zuckerberrrrrg!!!
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And in this corner, wearing the emerald trunks, weighing in at 234.3B USD, father of 10 and parent to none, faster than a Doge Coin rug pull: Elon The Engine Fire Muuuuuuusssskk!!!
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And now, ladies and gentlemen, boy and girls... lets get reeeeaaddyy too rummmmb- Oh... his mom said no.
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Bands that sound like TTRPG prompts: Imagine Dragons ...now roll initiative. Panic! At the Disco. Roll sanity. Rob Zombie. You successfully loot the corpse
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Seeing @roletocast live, baby!
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They're playing Bad Romance a lot on the music at work. I like to think the line is actually "cod in a bad romance" and the song is about fish in a situationship 🎶
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Merry 2112 and a happy YYZ to all those who observe!
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Can anyone confirm if riding in a one horse open sleigh is as fun as they say?
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Some future Twitter tiers: Blue checkmark: $8 Twitter Sapphire: $15 Twitter Platinum: $20 Twitter X Æ A-12: $30 Features will include priority tweets, freely changing your name/pic, page customisation, promoted tweets, and tweets other X-12 uses can see that peasants can't
Found a bug dying on its back and tried to flip it over with my toe, but only made it spin in circles, which is a bit like if you were dying in the desert and a colossal entity akin to a god took pity on you and helped you break dance.
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"Here little one, bust a move, that will surely cure you."
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