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* crowd chants for an encore * The only thing better than a Trout Horn?! 🚨A TROUT HORN FOR EVERY ANGLE🚨
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This is the first conference road win for Kansas since October 4th, 2008, breaking a 56-game road losing streak in conference play. The win also breaks their 18 game losing streak in Big 12 play. 1956 last time Texas lost 5 in a row. #kufball
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he's putting some serious funk on it now
Runway quality turn in this explanation from Foul Bae
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Your actions yesterday killed 5 human souls and one book contract. So far, you have only mourned the book contract.
My statement on the woke mob at @simonschuster
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Happy Four-Zero to my best pal @jayberger. From bar mitzvah days (had my first and, I believe, last Zima that night) to now, most of the best memories I’ve had have been with you and been made infinitely better by you. (Sorry/idk how to insta-story) 👬🎉🎂 teapawt.org/jayberger/status/13343…
girls do like, a minimum of 10 Insta-story posts for their friend’s birthdays. guys don’t because they’re afraid that male affection is a sign of weakness. Men are trash.
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You have what, 15 murder hornets, and the 15 within a couple days is going to be down close to zero
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At this point, I think "Joe Biden: He'll Never Tell to You Drink Disinfectant" is all the slogan you need.
Replying to @Redistrict
At some point, Biden is going to need a sharper, more coherent November message for persuadable voters. One Dem strategist's not-so-complicated advice: “'Joe Biden. Because it’s time for change.' Change is the best word in the English language in a wrong track election."
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Very very proud of/happy for my best pal @jayberger for the launch of his show #TheBigShowShow on Netflix. He worked so hard to get to this point and even harder on the show itself. You should watch it b/c it’s definitely way better for your mental health than watching the news.
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The Big Show Show. Netflix. April 6th!!!
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April 6th. Netflix. Can’t wait for everyone to see it!!!
The Big Show Show, coming to Netflix on April 6… "Former WWE wrestler The Big Show is out of the ring and ready for an even tougher challenge: raising three daughters with his wife in Florida."
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The Big Show Show, coming to Netflix on April 6… "Former WWE wrestler The Big Show is out of the ring and ready for an even tougher challenge: raising three daughters with his wife in Florida."
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oh no...
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There are now good reasons to believe that the coronavirus will hit America especially hard, even though it originated in China. Why? Because it plays into multiple pre-existing weaknesses 1/
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*bass drop*
So great! Hundreds of baby giant sea bass released in Southern California by @CabrilloAqua @AquariumPacific: mbayaq.co/2TNjRUY Our @MontereyAq team is documenting the life history of the critically endangered species: mbayaq.co/1ppwF2V @latimes #OceanOptimism
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I am hearing this in Peggy Hill's voice
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I am a music historian, and with @AdrianRMG I have researched the best-selling single of every decade all the way back to 14,000BC. Here's a thread: 2010s - Ed Sheeran, The Shape of You
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In fairness, for Trump officials, messages saying “read this prep material and try to do your best” do count as “you will fail” notes
WH Press Sec Stephanie Grisham claims Obama aides left 'you will fail" notes in offices for Trump aides: “We came into the WH, I’ll tell you something. Every office was filled with Obama books and we had notes left behind that said ‘you will fail,’ ‘you aren’t going to make it,’”
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so what he's saying is...
Shaggy says there’s an internet scammer posing as him. thefader.com/2019/10/17/shag…
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