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"a severely disappointed long-time Alton Towers fan who goes by George"

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Joined January 2021
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300th rollercoaster 🫪
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Facebook community groups currently awash with people who leave big bowls of sweets outside Every Year and are then in total shock when the bowl gets stolen Every Year
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merry christmas one and all 🎄🎅
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Halloween has gone completely and utterly woke why did we barely get any trick or treaters after 6:30pm
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The Swarm:
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when you're working on the smiler at alton towers at 7 and catching traitors at 8 #CelebrityTraitors
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everyone furious that James A has "completely ruined the game" by unintentionally cracking under serious pressure (and he would have been voted out anyways), but found it silly and funny when Richard immediately outed himself as a traitor for no reason? 🤨 #CelebrityTraitors
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putting the RMC i-box in a park that has an RMC i-box is the most Six Flags thing ever and you can't even be mad at them for it
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Lily Allen walking around Thorpe Park:
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towers installing a flat ride and getting a 13% attendance increase ooooh you want to build even more flat rides so bad you have a sudden urge to put more permanent flat rides in
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people in the replies crying about £21 a year are either willfully ignorant or completely unaware about the fact that cutting out lots of small amounts of costs eventually leads to a big amount this is exactly why this country doesnt deserve anything nice and we should just sink
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has announced five "everyday fixes" ahead of the Budget 1. Carer's Allowance will be changed so carers no longer lose their entire benefit when they earn over the limit - instead, their support will reduce by £1 for every extra £1 they earn 2. Import tariffs will be removed on more than 100 products, including baked beans, chocolate and gherkins, to save households up to £21 on their food shop a year 3. Tax-free mileage rates for workers using their own cars will be made permanent at 55p per mile for the first 10,000 miles, with the rate for additional miles rising from 25p to 35p 4. Parental pay will be extended to over 150,000 more parents a year, including self-employed fathers and partners 5. Hundreds more Post Office drop boxes will be rolled out to save people queueing at branches
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the company that has planes is unable to get footage of planes
COMING SOON on @easyJet flights... the fastest Wi-Fi in the sky - powered by @Starlink 🎥 🎬 🍿✈️
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if you ask me the whole of central London should be pedestrianised because i can't think for a second why any sane person would willingly want to drive through it
🚨 NEW: Oxford Street is now officially pedestrianised
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ATTENTION TO ALL THOSE IN FEARFUL VALLEY
saw the ride has vallayed!!!
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passholders not checking the weather forecast, turning up to the park anyway and then asking for compensation when everything is fucked will never get old
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never understood the hype over foldable phones and this was only validated when i worked in customer services and i literally couldn't scan any barcodes or tickets on them because every single one of the bastards had creases, cracks and dead pixels all along the fold line
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been struck down with a second cold in 2 weeks
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ATTENTION TO ALL THOSE IN FEARLESS VALLEY ATTENTION TO ALL THOSE IN FEARLESS VALLEY ATTENTION TO ALL THOSE IN FEARLESS VALLEY
DAREDEVILER at Canada's Wonderland, WILDCAT at Lake Compounce, and BOBCAT at Great Escape have all valleyed between today and yesterday.
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Intamin Forest is doing an Intamin
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Do you trust the mainstream media to tell it like it is? We certainly don't. That's why our very own paper, the Reformer, will be hitting your doorstep soon. 🗞
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