Cooper. he/him 25. Disabled ace Marxist-Leninist. Librarian and caretaker. I like Misato. dropshippers DNI. 'you are like a thinking person' - slime_machine
Iowa City, IA
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The best way to describe my politics is that everything I jerk off to (hentai, erotica) is harmless and should be legal. But porn starring real people should be banned because it's patriarchal.
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Not to keep trashing but the idea of a "Star Fox fan" is funny because thats basically an arcade series. I see it no different as Qubert and Frogger fans trying to throw hands with Fire Emblem, a complex and varied JRPG series.
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the worst tweets will always have follow back next to them
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If you voted blue, just know
you voted for
- Killing Babies
- Men in Trans Sports
- Jihad in Womenβs Bathrooms
- Hatians
- Not Disavowing Hasan Piker
- Genociding Israel out of our Politics
- Slavery of Billionaire Income Rights
- Mosques in Trans Schools
- Trans Gay Communist
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How republicans could have won the midterms:
>don't terror bomb Iran, focus on Kansas
>demand AIPAC to not be stupid with Michigan
>don't siege texas, win it immediately
>zurge rush Alabama to cut off Maynard Dubuisson posts
>ally with Crockett against Talarico
>ignore Malfoid
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Fire emblem fans absolutely deserve to flex over star fox after the discourse about it. Y'all were trying to convince me that star fox is more relevant than fire emblem nowadays πππ
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the real truth nuke is that chud fatigue was already a thing by 2024, but biden fucked the dog so badly by july that it didnβt matter
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White English earnestly confused to discover that anal rape is a crime. These people are allowed to vote. They can drive cars.
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BREAKING: Buc-eeβs locations set to be demolished NATIONWIDE, beloved mascot to be hanged
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This was overwhelmingly rejected at the ballot box
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you're kind of joking but this performance was one of those rare moments where americans celebrated something special together, and then chuds, of course, said the vilest things imaginable about alysa liu, which was the first instance of chud fatigue that i recall
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People are fucking tired of this shit.
They're tired of the name-calling. The tantrums. The playing with soyjaks and Harry Potter and Star Wars dolls. The sexually charged fixations on streamers and Twitter accounts that hurt your feelings. The crybully shit that nobody buys because you're fundamentally violent and angry people who never even hide it.
You're fucking losers. You're fundamentally unpopular losers who believed that your Twitter engagement represented a nationally popular ideology and went on a humiliating ego trip for the last two years. Shitting your pants over and over and then announcing it was a W when people pointed out the smell.
The country is sick of you, and the world is sick of you. Your Twitter numbers do not mean shit. It's time to accept that it's over and go out and form real connections with real people. Or go on being the village idiots.
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last time i can post this
Russell Brand has been found guilty of one count of rape and three counts of sexual assault.
The judge has said he will receive a prison sentence at his hearing on Monday.
(apnews.com/article/russell-bβ¦)
