Welcome to the Ducky Coal Mines™️ Sucking on the shotgun called Life Quack Quack

A Peacful Pond
Joined December 2021
Me and the homies 🦆
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Impregnate a woman on a full moon. Do it. Do it NOW
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Yearning for the outdoors
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"Best foldable on the market" lmao
A real tester is testing iPhone Duo
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Age Gap Autumn
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3 Ducks 1 Hand The bills nibbles feel funny
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Reminiscing about my children
Some of the new ducks (fully grown now) came to visit!
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Nothing burger if not one nuke
🚨 BREAKING: TRUMP JUST LAUNCHED DEVASTATING STRIKES ON IRAN... HOLY SMOKES!🚨
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“Define raped”
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"That's outrageous pricing, ill fix it myself!" GLHF dont kill yourself!
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Got my best tie on for my date tonight
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I LOVE artificial sweetener. I LOVE caffeine. I LOVE energy drinks
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A therapist cares about you as much as your favorite stripper
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When I thought she joked about being a 30yr old femboy but then whips out her femcock
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Wife who makes you a sweater out of her hair over the course of the year
Can’t wait to wear an ill fitting hideous ugly itchy sweater knitted by my stupid wife
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Belly full of soup
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My mom loves me so much!
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New Meta incoming
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In Paris with my au pair and my wife thinks I'm not answering cause of the rioters
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Stop sending me your feet pics, I've grown!
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It’s on you if you take life too seriously. You must lean into being retarded. It’s very fun.
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